just for the hell of it: random quotes from our departmental quote board

[hammercock]

• "I'm the boss. I'll win." (now ex-boss :)
• "Who would Jesus telemarket?" (me)
• "Susan, you're nearest to him -- hit him!" (ex-boss)
• "More joints, less council!" (now ex-direct mail guy)
• "This has sex on it, David. It must be yours." (ex-boss)

Comments

[spwebdesign]

Is he an ex-planned giving guy because of his math skills?

[hammercock]

Heh. No, he actually didn't want to be the department director in the long term, so he served in the role until a new one could be found, took on a different role, and then suddenly was offered a job elsewhere that was too good to pass up, so he left.

Ex-direct mail guy is moving out of state with his family, and ex-planned giving guy got a higher position at a different organization. So, as of yesterday, we lost 37% of our department. Suck.

[deguspice]

I was wondering about that myself. It should either be a ratio of 10:1, or 900 goats (or perhaps he was just kidding :)

I hope the ratio is 10:1, I have no idea, what one would do with 900 goats.

[whitebird]

Making cheese and consuming trash.

[jessruth]

I would like to know exactly what your ex-boss considered "lesbian food". Clearly, there's a whole category of food of which I sadly have no knowledge....

[ariesd]

"I am NOT laying an egg for you!" (me)

Okay, context, cuz that could be taken so many ways.