-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 17 --

[hamburellakind]

okay so
nobody freak out!
but i haven't seen dave since the event.
his room is still all dave-like, so he didn't go home or anything.
but i can't find him!
and i think i know why.
hehehehe.
so if anybody knows where he is,
let me know.
we have a...
let's call it an appointment.
hehehehehehe

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[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave is just chilling in his red PJ's, eating some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. He hasn't had that shit in ages. He's also hoping that a certain goober doesn't come along while he's eating.]

[hamburellakind]

[John popped off, eyes wild.]

ARE YOU OKAY OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT SHIT DID I HURT YOU OH GOD THAT WAS SO NOT WHAT I MEANT TO DO AT ALL I AM SO SORRY!

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dave coughs for a bit, sitting up. When he thinks he can breathe and speak at the same, he does so.]

That...was way low on the fun scale. Definitely don't recommend a repeat performance.

[The blond sighs.]

Man, next time, just look before you leap. I'm not hurt, but fuck.

[Also, keeping this from Bro. Definitely keeping it from Bro.]

[hamburellakind]

[John just kind of sits there, staring.]

I-- I just wanted to make good on my promise!

[Pause.]

The tickling! Not the making you choke, nobody made me promise that.

[Or the kind-of-almost kissing, either.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[He snorts.]

Kinda figured it'd be the ticklin' bullshit, Egbert.

[Hnn, Dave might as well get that over with and get it out of John's system, though. The blond shrugs.]

If you still wanna do that, I'm not gonna stop you.

[hamburellakind]

...It feels tainted now.

[Fidget.]

[urnewkingbitch]

I'm not in the mood to have another bite of cereal for the rest of the day, so I guess we're even. Shit, next time, just ambush me in my room or somethin'? At least then I probably won't have food waiting to murder me.

[hamburellakind]

I really didn't think that this would happen! I mean, I just, I promised lil you! Because you're so linefacey all the time...

I think I prefer linefacey and alive, though.

[urnewkingbitch]

Yeah, well, next time you'll know.

Also, we're keepin' this from Bro, unless you want a random ninja attack from him.

[hamburellakind]

Oh God.

Yeah...that's okay. And we should probably not tell Terezi either. She might not take it too well.

...Although, you are alive. So there is that.

[urnewkingbitch]

Nah, don't think she'd take an assassination attempt on her monorail pale whatever thing all that nicely. TZ and Bro would probably team up to reap holy justice.

[He shrugs.]

So long as they don't know, you'll be fine.

Other than the failed tickle attack and CPR, you plannin' anythin' else with me?

[hamburellakind]

No, I was just trying to make good on my tickle--

[CPR.

CPR

CPR ON DAVE'S MOUTH.]

Oh gosh.

[urnewkingbitch]

What? Did you remember that you needed to feed a pet or some shit?

[hamburellakind]

N-- not exactly.

[He looks at the ground.]

I kind of kissed you.

[urnewkingbitch]

[It takes Dave one second to make a decision between getting revenge and letting it slide. Naturally, he goes for the revenge.]

You know you took away my first kiss, right? Don't bring up spin the bottle, that was just a game and none of that counted. You know you basically asked me out for a date according to Strider etiquette, right?

[hamburellakind]

Wh-- you're kidding, right?

[Pause.]

I'm pretty sure spin the bottle totally counts!