-- sugarCarameloligist [SC] began pestering entranceway 06 --

[hamburellakind]

GUYS
GUYS I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAKE
WHAT DO I DO
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Comments

[urnewkingbitch]

[This causes Dave to pause. Cake + John = WTF in his brain for some reason. He'll roll with it, though.]

dude calm your tits

[hamburellakind]

TITS
I DON'T HAVE TITS
HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY
FUCKING
HILARIOUS
DAVE COME HERE I WILL SHOW YOU MY NOT TITS

[urnewkingbitch]

nah im good with not seeing your girly junk
but seriously
calm the fuck down
if you really need a cake fix then just go to the fucking dining room and be like hey dining room
i want a cake god damn it now give it to me
and then poof its there like one of your lame magic tricks

[hamburellakind]

THAT'S
THAT'S SO SIMPLE
I THINK
MY MIND IS FUCKED UP
FUCKING
LACK OF CAKE
AND
DAVE
I DON'T KNOW HOW I COULD DO WITHOUT
I JUST
NEED YOU
NOOOOOOOW

[Yeah. That's a song.]

[text..for now]

[ironlass]

hehe john you are sooo silly!
you know i will make you another cake if you want
all you have to do is ask :p

[hamburellakind]

MAKE IT SNAPPY
SHIT
I'M LOSING MY COOL
I'M
I'M
REALLY FUCKING TIRED
FUCK

[ironlass]

okay okay!!!
jeeeeez...
meet me in the kitchen ok?

[hamburellakind]

FUUUUUUCKYES

[HERE. HE. COMES.]

text;

[forevercapslock]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, EGBERT? JUST ASK THE HIVE FOR MORE.

[hamburellakind]

BUT WHO WILL FEED ME
KARKAT YOU NEED TO COME AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
HEHEHEHEHE

[forevercapslock]

ATTEMPT TO GO AGAINST YOUR NATURE FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AND *NOT* ACT LIKE A WIGGLER LONG ENOUGH TO FEED YOURSELF.

[hamburellakind]

BUT WE'RE CAPSLOCK BUDDIES
AND ONLY YOU
CAN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH
OR MAYBE DAVE
BUT YOU'RE MORE GAY THAN HIM RIGHT?

[Reals sure are confusing!]

text; idek he's a jackass, i'm sorry 8|

[idkmybfftrash]

Go on a diet?

and this guy isn't? XD

[hamburellakind]

WHAT
A DIET?
FUCK NO

lol I have no idea XD I need to get into homestruck because apparently its awesome

[idkmybfftrash]

If a lack of cake incites a mental breakdown it's probably far past time to come off it.

fff well, this is his mirror so he's uh. yeah. what you see here is generally it. /facepalm

[hamburellakind]

YOU DON'T KNOW ME
YOU DON'T KNOW ME
I DO WHAT I WANT