On Saturday afternoon, I found out that I would briefly portray Bono from U2 in a sketch comedy show, as part of a sketch that dealt with demonic possession and otherworldly spirits
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ways to distract Bono...oldcrowandcokeJuly 13 2007, 03:35:33 UTC
...while you make your getaway:
1. Bono is draw to his own voice. Activate a boombox in a random location, play The Joshua Tree, and run away.
2. Alert the media that Africans need help. Stay locked in your house and watch tv until you see him clapping and singing his own songs, while impovershed people do native dances.
3. Set up a fake sale on sunglasses outside of the United States. It would help if some proceeds went to Africans.
4. If all else fails, buy a crucifix, holy water and call a priest.
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1. Bono is draw to his own voice. Activate a boombox in a random location, play The Joshua Tree, and run away.
2. Alert the media that Africans need help. Stay locked in your house and watch tv until you see him clapping and singing his own songs, while impovershed people do native dances.
3. Set up a fake sale on sunglasses outside of the United States. It would help if some proceeds went to Africans.
4. If all else fails, buy a crucifix, holy water and call a priest.
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