some words:

[haloradio]

All right. I'll bite.

Give me a fandom and I'll return to you:

1. One True Pairing Ship
2. Canon Ship
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship
5. "I dabble a little" Ship

Comments

[offensive]

DEVIL MAY CRY

[haloradio]

1. One True Pairing Ship: Vergil/Dante
2. Canon Ship: Dante/Trish, Nero/Kyrie, Sparda/Eva
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Vergil/human
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: This is hard because every ship except for like, Nero/Kyrie is sick.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Trish/Lady

[offensive]

I would write Dante/Lucia in an attempt to get you into that camp but honestly I think writing unfunny Dante would make me cry.

[haloradio]

LUCKILY funny Dante ships with just about everyone.

[doctorskuld]

Phoenix Wright!

[haloradio]

The original three games, or including Apollo Justice? :x

[doctorskuld]

including Apollo Justice. :3

[haloradio]

1. One True Pairing Ship: Phoenix/Miles, Mia/Armando
2. Canon Ship: Mia/Armando, Furio Tigre/Viola Cadaverini
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: oh god, Phoenix/Maya, also Von Karma/Miles, oooow.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: cry. Apollo/Trucy. I still like it. I'm a horrible person.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Miles/Gumshoe

[catiechu]

Do I have to say it? XD

♥, babe.

i need an icon of aang and zuko cuddling here. why didn't i make one?

[haloradio]

omg. I was waiting.

1. One True Pairing Ship: Aang/Katara/Zuko
2. Canon Ship: God, I don't know if I have one of these, so I'll just play the safe route-Sokka/Suki. This is, of course, unless Sozin/Roku is magically canon... OH, Kanna/Pakku.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: God, do I have one of these?
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Zuko/Azula ftw. Iroh/Zuko not for the win. ALSO TOPH/IROH. TWELVE. TWELVE.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Jet/Zuko, Azula/Zuko, Sokka/Zuko, Sokka/Azula, Ty Lee/Mai, Ty Lee/Azula

bb you know I know you

[catiechu]

AWWWW, but Azula/Katara is one of my OTPs and I don't see it anywhere!

SECONDED ON ZUKO/IROH. W. T. F.

that line works best with the sokka icon

[haloradio]

You know I never even thought of that! I can kind of see Azula with anyone, really... it's in this little evil part of me that I never let out...

[stigmatize]

Air Gear?

[haloradio]

LOL this is actually going to be difficult for me.

[haloradio]

1. One True Pairing Ship: I actually do not have one of these!
2. Canon Ship: Ikki/Kururu, Kazu/Emily
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: God, again, I don't think I have one of these... Nike/Simca, probably, but that's already sort of happening. I guess I'm down an eye.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Kilik/Simca
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Kururu/Ikki, Kilik/Sora, Spitfire/Simca, Spitfire/Kazu, Spitfire/Kilik, Sora/Nike

[matsu]

FILTHY REAR

... I MEAN UH

[haloradio]

1. One True Pairing Ship: Sol/Ky, Testament/Dizzy
2. Canon Ship: Anji/Baiken ... uh ... Sol/Ky.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ky/Dizzy, Sol/Dizzy
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Sol/Dizzy
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Axl/Sol, Axl/Ky, I-No/Axl (IT'S HOT OKAY), I-No/Dizzy, Bridget/Dizzy, Anji/Chipp/Baiken, Johnny/Ky, May/Dizzy