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[hallowed_texts]

(phone post)

Leisure/music wing done early, so I thought I'd begin the Medical texts early. This was a mistake. I found THIS waiting for me, having made her nest in the volumes on diagnostic medicine.

( attached photoPosting from on top of nearest bookcase. She is sitting at the foot of my stepladder

Comments

[jin_ha_neul]

...

Are you afraid of spiders?

[hallowed_texts]

Just the slightest bit!

[jin_ha_neul]

Need help?

[hallowed_texts]

PLEASE.

[hallowed_texts]

My thoughts exactly!

[blancaoscuridad]

...

Would you like me to go to the library and help you?

[hallowed_texts]

Bring guns. Nothing less than silver bullets will fell this foul monstrosity.

[blancaoscuridad]

I highly doubt a gun would be necessary to exterminate such a small animal.

I'll be there in a short while.

[heiress_k]

No, it wasn't a mistake. Perhaps Ms. Spider just wanted to do some research herself while no one was around, heh.

Has anyone come to assist you? I would suggest calling campus security or the maintenance staff at the least to take care of that problem ASAP. That could be quite problematic should those eggs hatch...

[hallowed_texts]

Campus security? Ha. They couldn't strike fear into the heart of a freshman on his fraternity pledge.

As for Ms. Spider - if she so badly needs to do her research, she can go through the proper channels AND GET HERSELF A LIBRARY CARD.

[heiress_k]

My, such faith you show, heh.

Spiders are private creatures don't you know? They like darkness...

[youngaristocrat]

That must have been quite a shock.

[hallowed_texts]

You have no idea.

I am texting from the top of a 12 foot bookcase.

I am 5'3".