want to know how hot it is in my room?  so hot that i just carried my air conditioner all the way up from the basement all by myself.  that's how hot.  oh and incase you didn't know, my room is on the second floor.  my room is notorious for being the hottest in the house, it's really special.  and my parents are in vermont for the weekend, so i had ( Read more... )

i left my people magazine on one of the tables at work today while i was in the kitchen.  the magazine was opened to the crossword puzzle, i had my pen sitting there, and my iced tea was on the table.  well, a customer came in and decided to do my crossword puzzle.  i don't like that.  i enjoy my puzzles.  i could understand if the magazine was ( Read more... )

i just got back from jury duty.  judging from other stories i'd say it went pretty well.  got there at 8, i was called around 11:30.  the lawyers started asking all the jurors questions like could we be impartial with this kind of a case, blah, blah, blah.  went to lunch at 12:30, came back and the case had been settled!  and now i'm home and don't ( Read more... )

the fam went out to dinner on monday for my mom's bday.  on the way home i was going to get a cake so i asked my yiayia if she had any candles at home, she said yes.  so i got a cake and brought it home.  then she brings out the candles.  leftovers from last month when i made a birthday cake for the twins.  the candles once spelled out "happy ( Read more... )

i applied for a job as a casting assistant for a reality show yesterday afternoon on craigslist.  got a call a few hours later, and now just got back from the interview.  that's got to be the shortest period of time between sending in my resume and having an interview ever for me.  but wait, it gets better.  the job listing didn't have the show or ( Read more... )

i helped clean out the house of a dead man today.  it was $20 an hour, and as my mom put it, i'm a whore for money.  and i am, cause lets face it, that student loan isn't going to pay itself off, am i right??  i just used a lot of commas in those two sentences.  comma whore too i suppose ( Read more... )

on my way home from work i saw a minivan with a body kit. oh long island...

went to the city on thursday with kelvin. we had planned on going to his roomate’s show, but it was full. plan b, chorus line lottery. and I WON!! "i’m holly kadetz!!" why can’t anyone ever pronounce my last name right? it has an l between the d and e bitches. anyway, had some time before the show so we went to kelvin’s place of employment, bubba ( Read more... )

why did chris farley have to die?  because, perfect snl skit?  mark foley, meet your long lost brother matt foley, motivational speaker.  they would be forced to live together in a van down by the river and live off a steady diet of government cheese.  this entire scandle was made for snl parody.  it would have been grand.

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quote of the day, week, month, and year:

Kelvin Moon Loh:
" (singing) Hot Topic...oh wait...that's Hot Pocket..."

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