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[halgitamilf]

Edward, I require your powerful muscles.

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[vermified]

My lady?

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[Svala hovers nervously. She's debating telling him to leave it, but she can guess at the look on his face if she says that she doesn't want it now.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[Hell no, woman, you have given him a man's job, and he will perform like a man. Even if it means a few torn cushions.

Shove, shove, shove- YESSSSS, couch is officially in the hallway. He's really glad they're on the main floor.]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[Men don't damage delicate women's delicate couches you barbarian.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[Delicate couch, what. A couch is a couch, there's nothing delicate about it. Now watch as it gets shoved out the door. ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT.]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[Yes, yes. She won't be asking you to move anything else, though. Maybe she'll get Kratos to help.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[What are you talking about, this is easy.

.....Okay it's not easy in the slightest, but hell if he's going to admit it. He's a man dammit, and the man of the house right now. A couch will not conquer him! Or a bed, or a desk, or the chairs and tables and oh god his back will not be happy.]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[Just the couch at this rate.]

...perhaps I should call for Kratos to assist you.

[Action]

[vermified]

Am I not performing my duties well enough? [Said between grunts. He doesn't need your boyfriend's help, woman 8|]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

You sound as if you are straining yourself. [Yes you do.]

[Action] /couldn't resist

[vermified]

[No Edward do not pou- NO EDWARD DO NOT POUT.]

I could carry this couch - and you - with ease. I'm merely taking my time. [You wanted him to be careful, okay. CAREFUL MEANS SLOW.]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[Oh is that so? Well, once you get that couch outside, Svala is going to sit down on it.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[....

........

............

...Okay, he'd asked for that one.]

[Action]

[halgitamilf]

[She's looking at you expectantly again. She loves you Edward, but if you're going to talk big you're going to have to back it up. Really, it's just tough love.]

[Action]

[vermified]

[....That-

He was just-

.....]

...Mmph.

[Push, push, push...]

[Action] /THREADJACK

[salvationfound]

[A few minutes later, and this is the scene Kratos happens upon. Svala sitting like a royal highness on the couch and Edward pushing it along the path as much as he can.

... It's probably best not to ask. Instead, he approaches the two and nods to each of them.] Svala. Edward.