Title: Of Galleons And Ghosties
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam/Dean (Pirate AU, Slash, Crack)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The cracked-out adventures of the wily and wanton Winchesters on the high seas.
Author’s Notes: This be the cracky pirateFic, with the romantic one
here. Both were written for
summercon, at
impertinence’s bidding…
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Also? This is me not reading anything (Why do I sign up for nine million different challenges?). Sh, don't tell.
And? PIRATES!
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That's really the only possible explanation for something like this, isn't it?
Except that this was totally not my idea! I said yes to something at summercon and got stuck with this prompt. Although the results were worth it. :D
And? PIRATES!
Because it apparently must happen. :0
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You think that matters? You wrote it. You = INSANE.
Because it apparently must happen. :0
The only thing that would've made this more better would've been if they beat up ninjas and then a plane full of snakes crashed in front of their ship.
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This is hilarious and Jack hitting on Sam and eyeing up Dean makes me giggle.
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:D I could really have used it about a week earlier, the first time I tried to write this thing!
I can so easily see Jack turning his slut on for Sam and Dean-- individually, but even moreso as a pair. ;)
Thank you, belleimani. :D
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Oh you know he'd be all, "Well, hello there!"
You're welcome!
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Hee! Oh, this is crack in its purest form. Wonderful! :D
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I so rarely write Crack, and it's hard to say which one is Crackier-- this, or "When Godzilla Attacks," which is in the Prison Break fandom.
Pirates vs. Godzilla. Which will win? ;)
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“Aye,” Samuel says softly. “I plan to roll about and rut with ye this morn, afore the deck-swabbing and buccaneering begin.”
“Arrrr,” Daring Dean croons. “’Tis a good team we make, with thy planning and my plundering.”
“We be the wily and wanton Winchesters,” Samuel agrees. “With unrivaled swordplay in bedchambers or in battle.”
“Come close, me lad,” says the Captain. “’Tis time to unsheath our weapons…”
Ah Samuel, it sets me loins a’burning when ye fathom such darkling deeds.”
BWHAHAHA!
And a Sam/Dean/Jack Sparrow sounds awfully pretty! Mmmm.
Thanks for sharing this one!! Yay!
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Yay! Crack is hard for me to write, but Pirate!Crack!Fic is doubly hard. :0
I will say this... Sam and Dean are well-satisfied in this story, for pleasure if not for treasure. ;)
And a Sam/Dean/Jack Sparrow sounds awfully pretty! Mmmm.
:) Except that I can't see Dean sharing Samuel with another man. I think that would hit way too close to home. Ahhh, jealous!Dean and jealous!Sam. How I do love them. :D
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*bursts out laughing*
“Aye,” Samuel says softly. “I plan to roll about and rut with ye this morn, afore the deck-swabbing and buccaneering begin.”
I can picture Sam saying this and AAHAHAHAHAHAH.
“’Tis unseemly to take a baby from its parent, though its parent be otherwordly and freakish.”
*SNERK* Oh, Pirate!Dean. <3<3
“We be pirates, Dean, not politicians. Plunder and push on-‘tis the motto of our trade!”
Aaand now I'm down for the count. \o/
Thank you so much for writing this and sorry about me sucking with the commenting. You write the absolute BEST crack. ♥♥♥♥♥
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:) I'm so glad someone finally noticed that line. ;)
Aaand now I'm down for the count. \o/
Yay! Death by a thousand cracked-out tidbits!
Thank you so much for writing this
Oh, you're so welcome. It would never have happened without your summercon prompt (I might be the only one that wrote any of the prompts! Had trouble finding the follow-up part in the comm).
Crack is TOUGH to write, I say (and pirate-ese as well), but when all is said and done... I think the fandom needed something as random, wrong and just all-out bizarre as this!
Thanks for the inspiration. \o/ PirateDean raises a bright red parrot in your honor! :)
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