Comments | halfshellvenus: Prison Break Slash Fiction: "Kitchen Kink" (Michael/Lincoln, PG-13)

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Prison Break Slash Fiction: "Kitchen Kink" (Michael/Lincoln, PG-13)

May 11, 2011 23:39

Title: Kitchen Kink
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Michael/Lincoln (Slash, Crack)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's the anti-porn...
Author's Notes: My last Australian Flood-Auction fic for clair_de_lune.
Also for fanfic100 ("Food") and writers_choice ("Meal").

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( Bedroom? Or right here on the floor? )

pb_slash, ml_slash, my_fic, fanfic100, flood_auction_fic, writers_choice

Comments 8

tuesdaeschild May 12 2011, 10:03:52 UTC

This certainly had me giggling!! I can't help thinking food used in this way is kind of messy but it never occurred to me that lapping up all that whipped cream might induce nausea!! Poor Lincoln! And Michael being instructed to go on without him? Poor Michael!!

with the leather handcuffs and the feather

Interesting! Very interesting! ;)

Loved it a lot!
♥

halfshellvenus May 12 2011, 16:50:11 UTC

It's always struck me as being a little messy, but I liked the idea of making even innocuous foods turn... unappealing. ;)

And Michael is fussy enough that you know that kind of thing could get to him-- no matter how hard he tries!

Glad you enjoyed it! :D

gretazreta May 12 2011, 10:32:45 UTC

"Not like that!" Lincoln said. "We're supposed to eat it together."
Ahahahaha I totally laughed out loud at this. This is what would happen in my world. I'd eat it ALL.
Actually I was told a really scurrilous story from a woman I knew who was indulging in kind of food sex with her husband and they got a grape stuck in a really embarrassing place. Luckily they got it out otherwise they'd have had to explain it at the hospital.

What a great little story.

halfshellvenus May 12 2011, 17:14:46 UTC

This is what would happen in my world. I'd eat it ALL.

Me too- as soon as I smelled the strawberry, my one-track mind would be running on its own. ;)

Glad you enjoyed this-- I knew you used to read the PB Gen stuff back in the day, but not so much the slash, so this was a nice surprise!

Ahhh, crack-- it's what's for dinner! :D

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halfshellvenus May 12 2011, 18:45:08 UTC

That's especially nice to hear with CrackFic, because I like those to feel as if they're still the same characters... just in extreme circumstances. :)

If you have a moment, click the "my_fic" tag up above. I think the last two entries before this will have special relevance for you (and they're short).

Your PB "hug" icon looks so much nicer than mine. The colors, and Lincoln's face- \o/

clair_de_lune May 13 2011, 20:56:09 UTC

Oh my, you did write it! And it's a wonderful demonstration of why I left the whipped cream in the fridge despite the prompt *g*
I love the succession of small, or not so small, hindrances. Crackastic, maybe, but realistic nonetheles. Plus Michael fussy about strawberry juice and sticky whipped cream and so fast to hit the shower after they called off everything? Just like him. I also have a big soft spot for Michael eating the strawberry and for the war movie quote - I may have snorted at the "This isn't a war movie, Lincoln" line.

"Not like that!" Lincoln said. "We're supposed to eat it together."
Um, would Michael have a "being fed" kink? *g*

Very funny ficlet. I loved it. Thank you :)

halfshellvenus May 14 2011, 06:25:54 UTC

The wonderful awfulness of the idea was impossible to resist!

Fussy Michael always cracks me up, and to try so hard to look beyond the "ickiness" and just go with it is completely like him, too. But easier said than done. ;)

I didn't even think about a "being fed" kink (that would definitely be another anti-kink for me). Mostly, I was aiming at the usual thing where lovers are nibbling at something delictable and wind up nibbling each other. IF they can wait...

I hope this was cracktastic enough for you, and I'm glad you mentioned that prompt. What a great idea!

clair_de_lune May 14 2011, 10:37:28 UTC

I didn't even think about a "being fed" kink (that would definitely be another anti-kink for me). Mostly, I was aiming at the usual thing where lovers are nibbling at something delictable and wind up nibbling each other.

Oh, no worries, I did read it that way. Sorry, poorly worded comment: I was just joking, and maybe mocking Michael a bit for being oblivious of the "rules". Not to mention that Michael being Michael, Lincoln could never get it rigth anyway: too small bites, too big bites, too fast, not enough of this, too much of that... *g*
Now I'm thinking about it, I wrote a tiny bit of food play for a Michael/Sara/Lincoln fic a few years ago, but I kept it as un-messy as possible - which is probably ruining part of the fun if you do like the kink.

What a great idea!

Great execution of it ;)