Supernatural Crackfic For Clex's Birthday!

[halfshellvenus]

Title: More Ways Television Can Kill You
Author: HalfshellVenus
Category: Sam and Dean (Gen, CrackFic)
Rating: PG
Summary (S1 timeframe): Case leads come from the oddest places…
Author’s Notes: Written for clex_monkie89 on her birthday. This fic is the result of household conversations about a particular series of commercials Americans will recognize, but

Comments

[acostilow]

*falls off bed laughing*

I LOVE CRACK!FIC!

I LOVE YOUR CRACK!FIC!

*hearts you*

Hey. Am I first again?

[halfshellvenus]

Ooh! Ooh! I win at CrackFic! I've only written one other one, for Prison Break. (So.Far.)

Hey. Am I first again?
Yes! I'm rolling it out from yesterday (4th time in a ROW! w00t!):

15T PR1Z3 2 U A6A1N! :D:D:D

[ragingvirgin]

OMG! What are the toothbrushes DOING?! NO!!! (Ah, the overreaction of a dentist's daughter. lol Icon-love.)

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And the fic was great. I KNEW there was something wrong about those glowing green butterflies. *nods solemnly!*

[halfshellvenus]

That toothbrush icon is new. And disturbing.

And the fic was great. I KNEW there was something wrong about those glowing green butterflies. *nods solemnly!*
:D Something about that radioactive green just doesn't say "soothing" to me. It says "Uh-oh" instead. ;)

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

[lissa_bear]

Sam’s working the wicked smile now. “You know that if you destroy their founder, they probably won’t let you eat there anymore, right?”

haha! So. Much. Love.!!!

[halfshellvenus]

Thanks, Elissa!

God, CrackFic rules sometimes. Though I do love the smut and the angst, but some days? Just in the PrisonBreak-as-told-by-Winnie-Pooh-parallel mood for Crackfic. ;)

[kiraboshi]

HAHA.

Except now I'm scared to take my sleeping pills. Is the Lunesta butterfly going to come burn me? Are the boys outside? And if so, why am I going to go to sleep? ;)

[halfshellvenus]

Except now I'm scared to take my sleeping pills. Is the Lunesta butterfly going to come burn me?
Hah! Another victim waiting to be dispatched by the toxic green butterfly! Truly, I wonder why they picked that color for it, instead of a soothing lavendar or blue.

However... works for me here. ;)

Are the boys outside? And if so, why am I going to go to sleep? ;)
Sam and Dean: Intervention worth waiting for! :D

[anakin415]

leave it to Sam LOL

[halfshellvenus]

And yet... he was right! :0

I would have paid money to see that Net-swoop-stomp scene on film, including the appalled little old lady. :D

[anakin415]

lol me too

[clex_monkie89]

Wow. When you say "cracktastic" you mean "cracktastic." Damn. I have so much love for this and you right now.

[callmetofu]

Happy birthday: http://callmetofu.livejournal.com/6602.html

[halfshellvenus]

Oh, man-- I am so going to read this in a few!

[clex_monkie89]

MOG! I love you! *Tackleglomps you*