Voicemail, dudes!

[halfshell_hero]

Hey, there dudes! Or, uh, dudettes. Or whatever? You've reached the voicemail of me! Michelangelo! Mikey! ... You just haven't reached me personally, and that kind of sucks, doesn't it?
But dudes, not to worry! I kind of know how to actually work this thing, so if you leave me your name and number and stuff, I'll totally call you back!

Comments

[imac_kenzie]

[From here]

"Not wearing a skirt? ...Are you feeling alright... I thought you mighvet' worked it out by now, I'm not really that kind of girl."

[likeguidelines]

"The only ninja I be havin' a babe wit' be runnin' out o' town. I be payin' child support t' no one!"

[turtle_toughguy]

"It's Raph. I'm going home to get something I left behind. Don't sprain anything cheerleading. And make sure Donnie doesn't go running off doing anything stupid again. I'll be back next week."

[bridge_carson]

"Hey, dude! Bridge here. It's Hate the Moon Day tomorrow! Um, no actual hatred of the moon required to participate, really. But it's happening after sunset on the roof of Mauvaise Chance Apartments in town. There'll be food and stuff. Like pizza, because that's totally full-moon-shaped. Until you eat some of it, of course, but that's the point. So, see you there, maybe?"