Robin Hood: 3.02 Cause and effect
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Robin: My name is Robin Hood and this is an ambush! While there's people going hungry... While
there's injustice in this land... Me and my men will fight for what's right. And we take from the rich to
give to the poor. For a fairer world.
Gisborne's man: You better get used to taking orders you're going to be soliders, all of you. So say
goodbye to your families.
Kate: You're Robin Hood...
Robin: And you, young lady, are lucky to be alive!
Much: I'm... Much by the way. And don't worry I'll make sure you're looked after. I mean, we'll make
sure you're looked after.
Kate: I can take care of myself.
Allan: What are you doing?
Much: Shut up, Allan. Just shut up.
Finn: You men, you belong to me now! You fight well for my cause and some of you may live to see
your homes again. You cross me and you're dead.
Much: So who were the painted faces? They came out of nowhere.
Tuck: Celts. Warriors. A battle technique based on surprise and brute force. If they're working with
the Sheriff we need a water-tight plan.
Allan: Hold on, Tuck! Who put you in charge?
Tuck: Somebody has to lead in Robin's absence.
Allan: I don't see why it should be you!
(Yes, let's Allan be the leader of the world niark, niark!)
Gisborne: Afraid Prince John will find out you're supplying soldiers to his enemies?
Sheriff: Why should he find out? Hmm? Prince John will get his patronage money, he has to.
And where it comes from is of no importance.
Gisborne: Is that meant to frighten me? Look at you. Your plans are in ruins. The Black Knights
are disbanded and you're having to buy the affections of a Prince that would rather see you dead.
Why should I fear you?
Sheriff: Because... I'M THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM!
Much: I'm not leaving Robin.
Allan: Or Kate.
Much: Or her!
Tuck: Stay if you want to Much, but don't expect us to come back and rescue you.
Allan: Come on.
Much: Go on. Go!
Kate: I'm not scared of you.
Gisborne: Really. But what about that precious brother of yours?
Gisborne: Say your prayers, outlaw!
Sheriff: Gisborne! You move Gisborne, and you die.
Gisborne: I will have his BLOOD!
Sheriff: Don't be so selfish.
Gisborne: Get off me, he dies, now!
Sheriff: Come, come, surely you don't want to miss the SLOW and painful death of Robin Hood.
Sheriff: We call this room the Vault. One door, solid oak, three locks, no windows...
Just lots of stone.
Robin: A challenge.
Gisborne: It's the last room you'll ever know. You should've killed me when you had the chance.
I'm going to make you suffer before you die.
Robin: Just like you're suffering, Gisborne? You know, you could kill me a hundred times over
but the pain you are feeling now, the hatred, the self-loathing is never going to go away.
Finn: I'll help you free England, you help me free Ireland. We can both be Kings! Now, what
do you say to that?
Robin: England already has a King. Richard. His name is Richard.
Kate: I gave up Robin Hood to Gisborne.
Allan: You what?
Much: You didn't say that.
Kate: I'd do it again to save my little brother. He wasn't important enough. He was just a village
man who wanted to raise a family and live an honest life. Well, I believed in him! Now he's dead.
And you think that the idea of Robin Hood is more important than his life? You make me sick.
Robin: Hello, little fella? Where do you come from?
BIG LOL MOMENT COZ ROBIN IS CINDERELLA? HE SPEAKS TO MOUSES! XD
Sheriff: What a glorious day for an execution.
Kate: I got Matthew killed.
Kate's mother: No.
Kate: If I hadn't been so stupid...
Kate's mother: No. Robin Hood killed your brother with his talk of fighting for a better future.
Kate: You're wrong. These people believed in him. And Matthew believed in him. That's good
enough reasons to help.
Allan: Well, apparently you're the leader Tuck. If it was me, I'd reckon she's a good fighter.
Finn: We're flying!
Robin: Well, good luck my friend. And spend the money wisely, we will.
Sheriff: Ah. Prince John's escort. They want their money Gisborne.
Gisborne: So what do we do?
Sheriff: We? Do you think I'm going to be responsible for your arrogance and your
incompetence again?
Gisborne: You can't be serious. Put it down.
Sheriff: No, Gisborne. This time YOU pay my dues. Gentlemen, good to see you. Very smart,
lovely colours, tight fitting uniform, excellent. Slight change of plan, there is no patronage money.
Gisborne: What?
Sheriff: But Gisborne ihas volunteered to go with you to explain why not to Prince John. Personally.
Gisborne: No, my Lord, please! This means certain death! Get off me!
Sheriff: Ha ha ha. Well, you never know. You might catch Prince John in a good mood.
He's all yours.
Gisborne: I won't forget this! I'll be back for you!
Robin: My friends... lie low here until it's safe to return to you villages. You're marked men.
But I swear to you, that brand you wear will one day become a badge of honour. And believe
me when I say the day is coming when this Sheriff will be held to account for what he's done
to you and your villages. And on that day my men and I will call on you. We will call on your
strength. We will call on your courage. We will call on the love you bear your families to stand
with us and fight and overthrow the cruel injustice that infects this land. Are you with me?
The Allan A. Dale Show!
But seriously it was an episode without Allan or what?! Not.Enough.Allan.At.All.
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