Interestingly enough...

Mixing halfgenieallmanium with halfgenieallmanium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque red potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.

Yeah. Right.

whoever you are, your breasts are perfect. please don't get breast augmentation surgery.

people at work compliment me on my goatee.

i snarl and tell them it is a vandyke in its infancy.

stolen from the href community

my styrofoam cup is sweating gatorade.

very odd.

stolen from throwingstardna. he's got some great stuff that i see from time to time on my friendsfriends page.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1675

This man is not a chemist:

"We're using the most harmless substance possible, water," said Antonio Paolucci, a former culture minister who is in charge of museums in Florence.

Water is actually one of the most harmful substances on earth, in certain ways.

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The freefall, flat on the tummy with the hands at the sides of the head, is the most unusual position. Only 6.5 percent of people prefer it and they are usually brash and gregarious.

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