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[half_life33]

Stephanie March is adorable and i HATE asshat.

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her making margaritas totally made my day.
i love her.
Also, i'd eat meat again for her.

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HER smoking, is majorly sexy.
and can i say that the sheer amount of times i watched her light/puff that cigarette is apalling.

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"I've decided we're going to be married for 45 years... and then we'll re-

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[pnker]

I can't even get through the first video. I can't. It's TOO adorable. Someone needs to give this woman her own cooking show so that she can make correctly pronounced foods and drunken flank steak.
& obviously the marriage is a sham! he called her MISS STEPHANIE MARCH. Cha. Sham. He can't even remember she is his wife. Srsly. They have no chemistry. None. She might as well have married a rug.
Mmk. Am trying to force self through forcefield of adorable video that is she. Oh my god, could the woman pour the tequila any more sloppily into that pitcher? & honestly how is this woman so thin, if she be eating [and COOKING] like this?! DOES NOT COMPUTE.
You have competition now. I am taking her as my wife. Mine. I will bribe her with biscuits. And cigarettes. Sexy sexy [wrong, horrible] cigarettes. Oh god. I can only imagine what my dreams will be like tonight.

[half_life33]

ITS SO CUTE
and i love how she was drowning the steak. like, i would eat her steak.... and i'm a vegetarian.[shows you how committed to THAT i am!
and i'm pretty sure that their chemistry is 0
i don't know what she saw in him! i DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDD
and she does pilates. like, hardcore. and i think she's in some kickboxing class.
w/e
it's hot.
also, no.
she is mine. you can have ANYONE else.... but [lol] this one is mine.
and i'll bribe her with biscuts stuffed with italian shoes!
and alcohol!!! [cause i'm pretty sure thats the only way teh flay married her.]
and cigarettes. b/c i smoke them sometimes anyway.
MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
i'll fight you.

[half_life33]

MRS stephanie march...
*FAIL* bobby Flay... fail

that and he forgot she was with him in georgia? jesus man.

[bluebriefs]

what's really appalling is how many times I've played that Grill It episode just to listen to her rant about GUAcamole.

Also, don't you wish you were her sous? XD

[half_life33]

hahahaha
ditto. i think she's so fuckin adorable.
oh, yankees. ahahahahahahahaahahhaahahhaa
and yes. i'd be her sous chef any fucking day.

[half_life33]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
also, how he doesn't come up with any arguement? like... i bet she says mozzarella wrong!
her and her sexy texas... twang.

[half_life33]

"What is there to argue about? you're MISPRONOUNCING IT."
ahahahahahahahhaha

[half_life33]

ahahahahahahahaha
ohhh jesus.. i think i just woke my roommate.