Whoa, dude. Heavy.

[half_double]

Over the last few days I've had a series of epiphanettes about the Christmasification of the Winter Solstice that have led me to ponder the real meaning of the holiday and what, exactly, I'm celebrating when I celebrate the way I...uh...celebrate. Well. I see a sentence that needs to sit in a corner and think about what it's done. Unless you're

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[farwing]

Well. I see a sentence that needs to sit in a corner and think about what it's done.

Please excuse me while I giggle. For some reason the image that popped into my head is of a sentence sitting in a corner drinking and being morose. (Because it can't get over the guilt at the things that it's done.) Possibly this is because the folks in the next room over are talking about drinking. Possibly it's just because I am rather odd.

[half_double]

Ah. I was picturing more of a naughty child being sent to the corner for a time-out, but your version's so much cooler, in a "laying face-down in an alley" way.

[eal]

B would like to know how you know how many minutes the sentence has to sit in the corner.

And otherwise, cool. Epiphanies are a good thing in general ;)

[half_double]

B would like to know how you know how many minutes the sentence has to sit in the corner.

Normal time is one minute per year of age (my mommy taught me that!), but since this sentence is only 1 day old, I think we'll go with one minute per infraction, so...3 minutes.

[gnomi]

Over the last few days I've had a series of epiphanettes about the Christmasification of the Winter Solstice that have led me to ponder the real meaning of the holiday and what, exactly, I'm celebrating when I celebrate the way I...uh...celebrate.

If you bring that sentence in, I can have it shortened for you by Tuesday. :-)

[half_double]

Just a little off the top, if you please.

[roseseule]

I'm celebrating Festivus instead of Jesus H. Christmas. Just to piss off Bill ORLY.

[kaulis]

Well. I see a sentence that needs to sit in a corner and think about what it's done.

I like you.

[half_double]

I like you, too. Wanna start a mutual admiration society?

[utilitygeek]

The problem was not so much what the sentence did, so much as that it was a repeat offender. Three strikes, unfortunately, only affects violent crime, and this was more of a while-collar kind of felony.

[half_double]

this was more of a while-collar kind of felony

My sentence is a priest?!? Well now it makes much more sense.

[utilitygeek]

Yes. It was altered by the alter boy.