Bring it, bitch.

[half_double]

There's this moment that happens in many martial arts movies. Our combatants grapple, a fight more like you'd expect on an elementary school playground than between 2 trained fighters. And then, somehow, they get thrown apart. For a moment they stand in their ready stance, panting and glaring at each other

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[perpet]

Be strong, darling. I know how you feel. I'm going to kill myself during the summer and fall to try and shave a semester off my degree. I thought I had everything planned out perfectly, but now I'm semi-boned and sweating.

On your unrelated note, I just have to ask: How many ways can you work ground teeth into a recipe? And, on that note, I give you this unreleated note:

Will It Blend?

[half_double]

Well, that's just bizarre. I mean, really - who puts a plunger in a blender?

Hmmmm...

[perpet]

The guy who wants to prove that the blender won't blow up.

I want one.

[half_double]

We're looking into the independent study option. I already took Wind Energy as an independent, because I was the only student to sign up for it (weirdos). I'm not sure if they'll be as open to it when I'm asking them to add a class to a semester it wasn't (BUT IT WAS SO! NYAH!) supposed to be in. But I'm keeping my fingers crossed and myself in the face of all concerned parties, so they don't conveniently forget about me.

[utilitygeek]

bum bum Bum bum BUM bum BUM bum ...
Mortal Kombat!

Ready, Fight!

[half_double]

Dude. Life is mortal combat.

[utilitygeek]

I prefer Mortal Kombat to mortal combat. The former you can win. The latter will inevitably get you in the end.

[discoflamingo]

The K makes it sound Kool.

[aedifica]

Good luck with the school stuff! It will work for you. It may not work in exactly the way you plan or wish, but it will work!

[half_double]

Thank you!

But, waaaah - I hate it when things don't work out the way I want.

::stampfeet::

[roseseule]

I think it's more along the lines of the bullies in school holding up your notebook and then pulling it out of your grasp when you almost grab it. You have to kick them in the nads in order to get your notebook, so start kicking.

And as for the Onion articel...I'll only watch if Alton Brown starts explaining the science behind a hockey ronk. I also think he would make them get rid of the sticks because they are unitaskers!

[half_double]

Ooooookay...and how, exactly, would one go about kicking an institution of higher learning in the nads?

Hockey ronk \Hock"ey r[o^][ng]k\, n. [Of imitative origin.] The sound made by an octopus hitting the ice during a Detriot Red Wings game.