God Help me, I'm stuck in New Jersey

[half_breedy]

So some of you may think that I'm in Paris. That'd be nice. Rather I have about seven hours to bitch and moan about my late connecting flight. So, I figure I have time to post an entry. Leaving O'Hare went really well, but coming into Newark went so poorly that it burned about an hour of the time I needed to make the next flight. I had about

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[thedougman]

Heh. So I guess I forgot to give you the full tip of "pack anything in carry-on you'd need if you were stuck in an airport." :P Anyway, it's been a while since then, so hopefully you are out of Newark and in Paris.

p.s. this is what you get for making fun of the Eiffel Tower. Paris knows.

[mattborn]

*witty comment about New Jersey being humorously inferior to New York, probably involving analogy to the human body*

And by the way, my favorite gyro-and-beer vendor told me that I should be able to say I've seen Paris. Since I haven't, maybe I should take the trip. Let me know if there's anything worth seeing, besides the big ugly pointy phallic symbol.

I'd mail you my get-out-of-jail^H^H^H^Hholiday-inn-free card, but you'll probably be in Paris by the time it arrives. Best of luck!