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[halcyon_morn]

For out_of_words24's birthday, I decided to write a hooker!fic which combines the following attributes:

• theft of her hooker!verse characters
• subversion of her hooker!verse plotline
• failure to be finished on her birthday, or even the day after

Um...happy birthday? ilu.

Also, this was beta'd by the fabulous nhaca_writes, who I smile at with various parts of me and for whom I

Comments

[x_voracity]

This... is so wrong in all the right ways :D
And omg I love Sunday, she's so lovely

[halcyon_morn]

And that is the essence of hooker!fic. :D
I am unhealthily obsessed with Sunday. She is AMAZING.

[x_voracity]

IT IS :D
Yes omg so amazing and sexy and omg pls so qt!

[kelseypaige]

HALCYON-OPPA, EL CUENTO ESTABA MUY BIEN. ME GUSTA ESTE MUCHO. POR FAVOR, ESCRIBE MAS! ;D;D;D tu eres muy guapo!!11 por favor, estas mi faghag para todos los anos! /end bad!spanish

in other news, chris, ew, why would you ever write such a thing and post it publically. you should be ashamed to the depths of your wazoo. ...♥ (translation: i loved how you used that line for the lj-cut).

[halcyon_morn]

[Cartman!J-Lo voice]Oh, Nhaca, it's finally happening for me! Gracias, GRACIAS![/Cartman!J-Lo voice]

In other news, I just threw up all over your Paris icon. But lovingly. Lovingly.
(translation: You rock my socks. I am psyched for rl mutal faghaggery.)

[ouimonsieur]

cartman!j-lo voice somewhat scares me. i won't even lie. but it's sexy. AS SEXY AS YOUR SEMI-COLONS. ;D;D

...take that back. like, right now. DO IT, CHRIS
(translation: TAKE IT BACK OR NO FAGHAGGERY)

[halcyon_morn]

I don't know if you mean that it is not in fact sexy, because you don't like my semi-colons, or if I should take that statement at face value. I...will take it as face value, because I believe both my semi-colons and my Cartman!J-Lo voice to be the pinacle of sexy. They brought sexy back waaaaaay before Justin.

But I said "lovingly!" Surely that must count for something! I bet Paris likes it. I mean, c'mon-that's hot.

[xiahtic]

UGH LOVELOVELOVE sl;dkjfliuriouret <33333333333333333333 srs, much awesome in this!

[halcyon_morn]

*laughs* Thanks. :-) Love live the hooker!verse!

[xiahtic]

Yessss. There absolutely must be Yunho/Sunday/Changmin after this. UGH.

[halcyon_morn]

STAY OUT OF MY MIND. Why, whatever do you mean? *bats eyelashes innocently*

[helzfyah]

omg - that was so so wrong in that it's so good i hate myself for loving this.

i love you. And the fandom that spawned this ♥

[halcyon_morn]

:D Glad you enjoyed. :-) Yeah, the hooker!verse = good times for all.

[tokawaii]

I spy the words "Jongwoon." Yesung the gambler? Sexiness out the window. -_- This was still perfect though...I wonder what type of agreement those two came to.

[halcyon_morn]

DO NOT THROW HIS SEXINESS OUT THE WINDOW JUST YET; HE MAY STILL SURPRISE YOU. A mutually satisfying one, of course. :-)

[tokawaii]

You + "satisfying" = WIN. BOY=LOTS OF SEXY-OUT WINDOW=STILL LOTS OF SEXY
make any sense at all? XD

[halcyon_morn]

I believe I understand your equations, yes. *nods sagely* SUJU!SEXY IS NOT EASILY DIMINISHED.