In more "I'm so poor" News

[mrscrapbag]

Real Madrid squad received a watch worth £24,000 for La Décima win alongside a bonus of half a million EACH!

Comments

[itsacoco]

If there's anything I learned from playing Football Manager, players get really motivated by win bonuses.... unfortunately I lost to Arsenal in the CL final that season so I did not get to claim La Undecima in my first year as manager. But the players reacted well to the higher win bonus.

Oh and btw, boys...

[mrscrapbag]

right? i'm under the impression that being a WAG is a lucrative investment. i need to get me a Madrid man!

[the4thjuliek]

unfortunately I lost to Arsenal in the CL final

Only thing in your comment that truly registered in my mind XD

[itsacoco]

HAHA. I almost won, too! It was 1-1 until Oxie scored. It was fun though because I beat Bayern and Chelsea in the quarter and semi-final along the way. Heh.

[the4thjuliek]

Well, keeping in line with itsacoco's comment, I've concluded that the only way to avoid grad school debt is by marrying a fooballer. That watch alone can cover all of my expenditure including living expenses :/

[mrscrapbag]

yep. but we live so far away from europe, we don't even have a chance! :(

[the4thjuliek]

The only reason why I'm aiming for a grad school in London, tbh :D

Lol, jk.

[sadlikeknives]

That is a really nice-looking watch, though.

I would have had it done in silver (okay, platinum) to match the trophy, but gold probably looks better with more of our players' coloring...

[startupcrash]

[thinkweism]

£24,000: the equivalent to what i pay for school.

£392,000: the equivalent of what i'll never make in life.

#thestruggleisreal but I still wouldn't become a wag. lmao fuck that lemme be the hustling side piece/sugar baby tho