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How The Cruyff Tried (and Failed) To Steal Christmas...

Dec 26, 2012 11:09

How The Cruyff Tried (and Failed) To Steal Christmas...

"What annoys me the most [about Real Madrid] is the club’s ethos, how it educates its youngsters. Look how Xavi, Messi and Iniesta conduct themselves. They’re just normal people, everyday people."

Wisdom straight from the sainted gob of Johan Cruyff! Courtesy of our favourite hysterical ( Read more... )

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pullhimdown December 26 2012, 19:17:08 UTC

"What annoys me the most [about Real Madrid] is how they don't have Barcelona's PR machine. Look how Xavi, Messi and Iniesta's conducts are portrayed by the media. They could destroy the world's chocolate supply in a drunken adventure and still be treated as perfect little angels who are worried about America's obesity problem and should all get Noble Peace Prizes."

there, fixed it for him

jenny_jenkins December 26 2012, 19:21:16 UTC

Tsk, tsk

Barcelona players don't drink alcohol. They only drink water. TAP WATER, because they are concerned about the environment!

pullhimdown December 26 2012, 19:25:30 UTC

Hush, you're forgetting all those times RM players put vodka in their eco-friendly water bottles.

It's all Pepe's fault somehow.

spider_orchid December 26 2012, 20:06:39 UTC

OMG THANK YOU! I read that little dig and I was like

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spider_orchid December 26 2012, 20:01:19 UTC

Pique's never read a book in his life.

Dead.

Buried.

Ashes scattered to the four corners.

ziphertis December 26 2012, 20:11:26 UTC

Cruyff is such a dick. No one should ever listen to anything that dude has to say. And honestly, him talking about people being so normal and humble is a fucking joke, he has a bigger ego than anyone else I can think of. Whenever I hear him speak I get the distinct impression that no one has told him 'no' since 1965. And when someone does tell him no, he starts a slander campaing in the fucking Telegraaf and possibly takes them to court. Class act! You're so normal, Johan! FUCK OFF.

But the rest of this post is excellent. <3

marsyke December 26 2012, 20:51:52 UTC

This is post is excellent! Cheered me right up. :D
"They are just normal, everyday people"
No they are not. They are some of the best paid sportsmen on earth and make millions every year kicking a ball.
Anyway, it's better for my blood pressure if I don't read things that are being said by Johan Cruijff.

Also Merry Christmas everyone. I hope the holidays were nice. :)

singahala December 27 2012, 11:06:17 UTC

Looking hot with your clothes off (or on, lbr)...
...that must be one of those other things that go against "the ethos" back in Barcelona.

LOL I hear no lies

What could it be that Madrid doesn't have, but Barcelona does... oh, I guess the fact that we can admit it if we're wrong, but Barca is always just superior, deserved to win, the better team, lost because the grass was too long?

And slightly off topic, but I guess I'll never solve the mystery of how on Earth can the press just go on saying that Cris is a diva, completely mannerless, bad person who is only interested in clubbing and having accidental babies with hot chicks from the club while he's drunk when he doesn't even drink alcohol. And like, have you seen this boy with his mother? TOTALLY NO MANNERS AT ALL. And he lets his friend/colleague/neighbor steal vegetable from his yard? RUDE.