I'll just leave this here...

[spider_orchid]

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[russell_crowe]

he looks like a soccer mom doing taebo

love it

[spider_orchid]

I am here for his 1950s hair and awkward turtle boxing tbph.

[thelichen]

that's the most accurate thing I've heard all day.

bless.

[jenny_jenkins]

He looks like that guy in high school I didn't have the good taste to realize I wanted to shag.

[spider_orchid]

*applause*

Best description of Kaka ever.

[jenny_jenkins]

This guy existed. His name was Bryan.

We were stupid and depraved and all in love with Jonathan - The Jock (capital letters).

I mean - obviously Kaka's an athlete - but he's much sweeter than your typical high school jock.

Bryan wore glasses and was a chemistry nerd.

[spider_orchid]

Hindsight is 20/20 gurl. My Bryan was named Alex and we were on Academic Bowl together. I saw him do algebra in INK once.

[jenny_jenkins]

Oh hey y'all - Sami Khedira's brother Rani is a new professional in the Bundesliga with Stuttgart (Sami's old team - and he plays for Germany's U-19s)

Isn't he cute!? Almost as good looking as Sami! And good legs run in the family, obvs...

[spider_orchid]

People think I'm weird because I think men have beautiful legs...

[tsuki_no_kani]

All this does is remind me that I'm in horrible physical shape. lol

-_-

Also, watching Kaká throw a punch is like watching a puppy pawing.

[jenny_jenkins]

[tsuki_no_kani]

:DDD Aww! Lately I've been thinking that I should start working on a second Real Madrid puppy/animal post. You know, have it ready in case there's an emergency and everyone needs to cheer up.

[staystranger]

OMG that's a great idea! Plus now we have all those cute pics of Marcelo and his menagerie of animals.

[rikayla]

he makes me giggle so much