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birdofpray09 May 9 2012, 21:48:25 UTC
crying at the teenage!Cris pictures. I'm trying to figure out how his face changed between that last one of him at Lisbon and his presentation at Manchester United (his face looks so different, in the former you would almost not recognize him, but in the second he's unmistakable).

Still flawless, but it makes me feel a bit better. Even gods get acne!

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jenny_jenkins May 9 2012, 22:51:23 UTC
You may appreciate the following video:

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ziphertis May 10 2012, 09:07:52 UTC
HE IS SO PRESH

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jenny_jenkins May 9 2012, 22:41:35 UTC
Robert Venturi, ein amerikanischer Architekt, sagte früher gerne mal: »Weniger ist langweilig.« Dabei verwies er auf den Las Vegas Strip, die zentrale Hauptstraße der Spielhöllenstadt, auf der sich über knapp sieben Kilometer Lichter, Reklametafeln, Diskokugeln, Neonröhren und Stakkatoblitze aneinanderreihen, als wollten sie das gesamte Stromnetz der Welt in die Knie zwingen. Die Stadt gewordene Suggestion von »Mehr ist mehr«. Es ist der Leitsatz der heutigen Mediamarktwelt und des modernen Fußballs geworden. Blöd allein, dass im Fußball, jedenfalls in der Fankurve, kaum jemand nach diesem Maximalismus gefragt hat.

That is hilarious.

For those who are interested, my translation:

Robert Venturi, an American architect, used to tell us cheerfully: "Less is boring." He was referring to the Las Vegas strip, the central boulevard of this gambling town, on which seven kilometres of lights, bill-boards, discotheque balls, neon lights, and staccato bursts are strung along 7 kilometres in an effort to bring the world's electricity supply to ( ... )

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jenny_jenkins May 10 2012, 04:34:42 UTC
I LOVE this magazine so much. Lovely translation!

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slmader May 9 2012, 23:00:34 UTC
Does he have veneers? His teeth are so beautiful now but they don't look particularly fancy in the younger pics.

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sadlikeknives May 9 2012, 23:21:46 UTC
He had braces when he was at Manchester United. Of course, that doesn't rule out veneers once the braces came off, so. IDK.

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verses May 10 2012, 01:10:14 UTC
At least one, yes. :)

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jenny_jenkins May 10 2012, 04:21:39 UTC
I love that you know this!

If Ozil had veneers, I would know. I'm just saying ;)

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tsuki_no_kani May 9 2012, 23:10:26 UTC
Thanks for posting this.

I've seen pictures of that sweater before and never knew it was Versace. Oh, Cris. In my dreams, Xabi takes him under his wing and he finally realizes his full fashion potential.

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jenny_jenkins May 9 2012, 23:12:28 UTC
Actual CR7 quote: "Rio Ferdinand is fashionable, and he thinks I'm well-dressed!"

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tsuki_no_kani May 9 2012, 23:19:15 UTC

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prettyannamoon May 10 2012, 03:02:43 UTC
LOL

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spider_orchid May 9 2012, 23:11:46 UTC
Thank you Jesus for braces and proactiv.

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sadlikeknives May 9 2012, 23:25:24 UTC
Seriously. He went through such a jacked-up teenager phase--bad hair, bad skin, bad teeth, bad clothes, and look at him now (Three out of four ain't bad?).

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jenny_jenkins May 9 2012, 23:33:57 UTC
Since I am well-known for being able to relate absolutely anything at all to my favourite player here's a classic of bad-teenager-years - bleach, fake tan, bad fashion, bad jewellery:


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ea_86 May 10 2012, 00:14:53 UTC

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