Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

[hakerh]

There was a surprisingly compassionate Fark thread today about Utah residents being annoyed because a newspaper printed a lesbian wedding announcement, and the following piece of beauty was posted in the comments (yes, I know it's been circling the internet, but I liked it):

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal01) Being gay is not natural

Comments

[aishabintjamil]

They missed an important one. If you were to marry someone who had lesbian parents, you could end up stuck with two mother-in-laws. (I actually know someone in MA with this problem. Her husband's parents split up, he remarried to another woman, and she remarried to a woman the second time around. So the poor girl has 3 mothers-in-law.)

[muse273]

Hah, you think 3 regular mother-in-laws are bad? Brian's gonna have 3 JEWISH mother-in-laws. I'm getting him a regular prescription for serious drugs as a wedding present.

I love that list, I'm almost tempted to put it on the wedding invitations.

[freya46]

Yeah. I;ve seen that one before. It is a good one. :-)

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[ladyariadne]

i nearly peeed myself reading that.. LOL..