Straight Outta Causton

[hafwit]

I'd like to see an episode of Midsomer Murders where they acknowledge what kind of place Midsomer really is.

"Look, Sir! The Midsomer Spudston Potato & Yam Fair is this week. Isn't your wife goi..."

"She BLOODY WELL isn't! I'll tell you who's going1 The Causton Riot Squad, that's who! I wanna curfew on Midsomer Wotsit. I want anyone competing in

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[anarchangel23]

Ha!

[nelc]

And what about that serial killer, Miss Marple, always pinning it on innocent dupes?

[hafwit]

She's got the police dancing to her tune. I say we nick her on the pretext of having unlicensed cats.