The A to Z Guide to Inception
Imagine that sometimes I'm let out unsupervised. And that sometimes rum is involved. And then imagine that I have really awesome Photoshop skills and made this into some sort of elaborate pic spam with like art and shit. I would've added some images, but by the time I came up with J and V I was done. I apologize in advance, cause this is crack-tastic.
The Inception A to Z
A is for Arthur who is badass, yet strangely sweet. It's also for Ariadne and architecture, but mostly Arthur because we're biased
B is for Browning if you like to make your forgeries a bit of a tight-ass
C is for Cobb who is frankly a big fucking mess. And kind of a selfish prick
D is for "Dream a little bigger, darling," because, even Arthur's not that thick
E is for Eames, because well, he's Eames
F is for Fischer-Morrow who are going to take over the world, which is not as easy as it seems
G is for gambling, which is what you do in Mombasa
H is for home, because Cobb really misses his casa
I is for an idea, the most resilient parasite
J is for James and Phillipa, who Cobb wants to see with all his might
K is for the kick which brings you back to reality
L is for limbo, which is the worst place you could probably be
M is for Mal who was lovely so they say
N is for Nolan, our Lord God almighty (it's also for Nash, d'you think he was gay?)
O is for all the Oscars the film is going to win.
P is for the PASIV, which comes in gray and a very nice Hello Kitty pink. P is also for Paris and pinwheels and paradox and Edith Piaf and projections, but let's not be here all day then.
Q is for the quips and flirtatious banter, because who doesn't appreciate a little condescension?
R is for Robert Fischer, the poor fucker who's subconscious they're going invade, can't you feel the tension?
S is for Saito who will buy you your own airline
T is for The Train, which we're all waiting for, because if we're together it'll be fine.
U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.
V is for the vertigo you get when the rooms start moving again.
W is for Arthur's waistcoats, which are almost as necessary as air to some of us
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fischer-Morrow office
Y is for Yusuf, who really does not get enough credit for his badassery
Z is for running up the walls with Zero Gravity! \o/
The Inception A to Z
A is for Arthur who is badass, yet strangely sweet. It's also for Ariadne and architecture, but mostly Arthur because we're biased
B is for Browning if you like to make your forgeries a bit of a tight-ass
C is for Cobb who is frankly a big fucking mess. And kind of a selfish prick
D is for "Dream a little bigger, darling," because, even Arthur's not that thick
E is for Eames, because well, he's Eames
F is for Fischer-Morrow who are going to take over the world, which is not as easy as it seems
G is for gambling, which is what you do in Mombasa
H is for home, because Cobb really misses his casa
I is for an idea, the most resilient parasite
J is for James and Phillipa, who Cobb wants to see with all his might
K is for the kick which brings you back to reality
L is for limbo, which is the worst place you could probably be
M is for Mal who was lovely so they say
N is for Nolan, our Lord God almighty (it's also for Nash, d'you think he was gay?)
O is for all the Oscars the film is going to win.
P is for the PASIV, which comes in gray and a very nice Hello Kitty pink. P is also for Paris and pinwheels and paradox and Edith Piaf and projections, but let's not be here all day then.
Q is for the quips and flirtatious banter, because who doesn't appreciate a little condescension?
R is for Robert Fischer, the poor fucker who's subconscious they're going invade, can't you feel the tension?
S is for Saito who will buy you your own airline
T is for The Train, which we're all waiting for, because if we're together it'll be fine.
U is for that umbrella Yusuf wishes he had after all that free champagne.
V is for the vertigo you get when the rooms start moving again.
W is for Arthur's waistcoats, which are almost as necessary as air to some of us
X is for all those Xeroxes Eames made of his arse at the Fischer-Morrow office
Y is for Yusuf, who really does not get enough credit for his badassery
Z is for running up the walls with Zero Gravity! \o/