Colbert Report/Political RPS -- The Most Powerful Jew in the World (Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel)

[hackthis]

Happy Birthday thefourthvine!!

Some things just write themselves.

The Colbert Report/Political RPS
Stephen Colbert/Rahm Emanuel
Rated Episodic = PG-13

The Most Powerful Jew in the World

Comments

[serialkarma]

Some things just write themselves.

you were left with no choice, really.

Also, "side booty" is the lj-cut text of the day, at least.

[hackthis]

When I heard the term 'side booty' I was literally like, "what? Is that like 'muffin top'?"

[serialkarma]

"what? Is that like 'muffin top'?"

...only...sexy?

[hackthis]

LOL! Not even! I didn't even realize it was a sex term until I got the explanation. And how come I never read *that* story about Rev. Wright? Huh?

[heidi8]

KEYBOARD RUINATION! BLAMED ON RAHM STEPHEN YOU!

I fully expect to see this on tv in February. Maybe March.

[hackthis]

I sit here, anxiously awaiting the day that Stephen and Rahm are together in a room. Again. Did you see the whole roast? CLASSIC.

[heidi8]

I actually had saved it to watch during the LJ downtime-pocalypse, so I caught it today and they are made of FLAIL and AWESOME.

This is an awesome administration.

[teenygozer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PERFECT!

And since I'm not sure you saw this, I post a link:

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/107256/rahm_emanuel_roasts_stephen_colbert_for_charity/

It's 30 minutes of joy.

[hackthis]

I believe the colloquial terminology is that "I was all over that shit like white on rice. Like a fly on shit. Like Bill Clinton..." you get the point.

[deepad]

Ahahahahahahahahaha. This works so well because its almost more realistic than fictional, if you know what I mean. I can totally see Rahm going on deciding to out-do Stephen, and Stephen left speechless the way he was when Jane Fonda snogged him.

Please, please give us a hint of Jon's reaction. Poor, poor, doomed to be the only rational non-grandstanding adult Jon. Perhaps he could have a conversation with Cooper about kids these days?

[hackthis]

Ahahahahahahahahaha. This works so well because its almost more realistic than fictional, if you know what I mean. I can totally see Rahm going on deciding to out-do Stephen, and Stephen left speechless the way he was when Jane Fonda snogged him.

I long for this day. I yearn for this day.

Rahm Emanuel and Stephen Colbert Have Sex on Live TV! FCC now owns Comedy Central! Details at 11!

[sparky77]

You are brilliant and hilarious and I love you. Ha!

Also, poor Jon! I hope Stephen makes it up to him later!

[hackthis]

Jon knows Stephen loves him best. Even when Stephen forgets it

[sparky77]

Ha! and Aw! They have the sweetest, most dysfunctional relationship ever. I love them so much!

Also... help! We are reading about Alpacas online and just learned that they are dribble ejaculators and I had wine in the mouth at the time. It was bad. Also, Alpacas have detachable penises. MY LIFE IS SO WEIRD!!!!!! HELP!!!

[hackthis]

Also... help! We are reading about Alpacas online and just learned that they are dribble ejaculators and I had wine in the mouth at the time. It was bad. Also, Alpacas have detachable penises. MY LIFE IS SO WEIRD!!!!!! HELP!!

I know this. I learned about it on Dirty Jobs*. Mike Rowe baby. Telling you things you didn't want to know since I don't even Remember when.

*Mike was at an alpaca farm and had to, ah, help put Tab A in Slot B. No, for real. He was not enthused about it.