Olympics RPS - The One Chair Rule of Heterosexuality (Ryan Lochte/Michael Phelps, NC17)

[hackthis]

New endeavors require a lot of research, so people just presenting me with data is always welcome (for real). For example, metrosex presented me with this post-Olympic interview Ryan Lochte had with swimnetwork.com which contained this gem

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[alethialia]

Dude. DUDE! I was SO jonesing for these boys last night, I seriously stayed up 'til 2am reading everything on olympic_slash. And then you post this. ::draws hearts::

Vacationing is hard fucking work. He went to sleep at four this morning after a long night of breaking into school playgrounds to do some skating; it's like three in the afternoon now. He should probably get out of the bed.

AHAHAHA!

Ryan's learning curve is pretty impressive, and figuring out how to suck dick is no exception. A lot of mess, a little humming and some tugging on Michael's balls, and he's completely in Ryan's hands.

Buh? Was that the first time he was doing it?

And yay, blowjobs! 's what I'm talking about.

Okay, he's not Michael, but Scotty Pippin looked kind of shabby next to Michael Jordan, too, and he made the NBA All-Defensive Team eight times and All-NBA First Team three times. So, Ryan's kind of like Scotty.

Ack! Boys and their sports metaphors (similes, whatever)! Awesome.

Life is good without drug tests always making him say 'how high?' Yes, I imagine it

[skye_chan14]

Much love and grabby hands. In the imaginary sequel in my head Michael goes down to FL and decides to one-up Ryan by, like, laying claim to his mouth. A lot. Kissing and hand jobs, possibly in shower stalls. Yes.

Um. Yesplz. I second this.

[hackthis]

And lo, it has been done. You both should feel very powerful right now. :)

[hackthis]

Much love and grabby hands. In the imaginary sequel in my head Michael goes down to FL and decides to one-up Ryan by, like, laying claim to his mouth. A lot. Kissing and hand jobs, possibly in shower stalls. Yes.

Well, darlin, the last part is up. I hope it has everything you were hoping for and more. Thank you for all your enthusiasm and unwavering support, it meant a lot to me. :)

[aimeelicious]

This is so *FLAIL* worthy.

It amazes me how well you get boys. You just GET them. Awwww.

[hackthis]

I'm so pleased you liked it, thanks!

[agape_eternal]

I love it...

So, will there be another "non-techinical" sequal? *makes puppy eyes*

[hackthis]

Well, I think we've both seen the answer to that :)

[luckiey_starrz]

*is officially dead*

[hackthis]

Corpse clean up in aisle six!

[creativepseudo]

Hmm, I've started and deleted three versions of this comment already. You've got a really, really, really marvelous phocte voice and I can't... I mean... gaah. This was great, I'm probably going to read it at least eleven more times today. I'm really struck *dead* right now over how good that was.

[hackthis]

You are very kind, I'm so pleased you liked it.