Olympics r srs bzness.

[hackthis]

It's not really possible to explain exactly how whipped I have been by the Olympics, but I will try:

a) Yesterday, I wrote French swimmer slash, because well, hotass.

b) While discussing said hotass, oconel produced this picture of Amaury Leveaux to which my entire thought was Wow. The French are more than welcome to talk smack when they look like

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[wyoluvr]

conclusion: ryan lochte...not all that bright, but totally hotass!

[hackthis]

Yes, exactly.

[randomeliza]

Boy does not need to be bright when he looks like that. COME TO MAMA BB, I WILL DO YOUR THINKING FOR YOU.

[epj]

Good God swimmers. I died a little bit.

[hackthis]

Perfectly understandable.

[sparky77]

that Ryan is the only person Michael would take off his headphones for

And I think that is the piece of information that has officially killed my brain and turned it into a place of 24/7 swimmer slash.

[hackthis]

Which is adorable. And also puts pictures in my mind of Ryan nuzzling Michael's neck from behind to make him take them off.

Is it hot in here? I feel like it's hot in here. Or maybe it should be hot in here. Oh. Em. Gee. Do you think Michael's dick is getting chaffed with all these commentators riding it the way they are? Okay, yeah, that line is TOTALLY going in the story.

[ladydey]

I was laughing so hard during d). I like are they really going there - and what they were reporting was that "Ryan Lochte says he's the best thing to have happened to Michael Phelps... because he's made [Michael] more like him." I literally yelled at the tv that they really shouldn't be enabling all the swimmer slash out there, I mean come on!

[hackthis]

I am not surprised they are going there, really. The commentators have been having circle jerks about Michael all week long, it's a wonder they could stop long enough to suggest that maybe they're just jealous because Ryan got in there first. Did I really just say that?

[ladydey]

True enough - if figure if they, the press, could fellate Michael on tv after each win they would think they're doing a service. But usually the pinging of the gaydar is not that loud. It's like Ryan is Michael's human cred or something - 'look Mike's just like the rest of us he's got a friend isn't it lovely.'

But it is funny.

[serialkarma]

In the morning I watch Jon and Stephen, it has pretty much always been this way.

There was the light, and there was the darkness, and it was good...

[hackthis]

In the beginning there was nothing. And lo, it was sadness.

No snark, no Jewish jokes, no laughing when meaning to be serious.

Yes, it was sadness.

And then came the Daily Show with Craig Kilborn, and the people said, yeah, no thanks.

And then came Jon Stewart, and lo, it was goodness. And light and all was right.

And then can Stephen Colbert and everybody was blinded, but that's okay, because you know, you're not supposed to look directly into the sun anyway. Makes you dizzy.