RPS/F - Beautiful Disasters (Ari Gold/Robert Downey Jr., George Clooney, Shia LaBeouf)

[hackthis]

a) I saw the trailer for HP and the Half-Blood Prince. I won't lie, it looks good. HBP is my favorite book because it actually talks about Slytherins for a change. Biased what

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[truthiness_aura]

Oh God, this is forged from a single piece of awesome. Clooney and RDJ joining forces for the sexy! I am vibrating with glee.

[hackthis]

I'm so pleased you liked!

[deepad]

Everything and Wolfram and Hart! LOFF!

(In this AU, is Vince not with Eric? The girlfriend confused me, although it was too hilarious a coincidance to ignore.)

[no_detective]

*butts in*

Girlfriend might be one of those words with many meanings - girlfriend as in significant other, girl-friend as in female (or hey, male) friend, "girlfriend" as in beard - so let's apply liberally our own interpretative punctuation and not let it mess with our Vince/Eric sensibilities.

Oh, speaking of AUs: Isabel (presumably Shia's girl-friend) and Hayden (presumably Milo's girlfriend - or is it "girlfriend"?) are wanted in Japan for, uh, that one time they went swimming with the dolphins. I'm not sure what definition of the word one should use for these two ladies' relationship, since my gut reaction is very... Xena.

*butts out*

[deepad]

Hee. Yeah, in this AU, Ari is spending so much time with George and Co anyway, that I imagine poor Vinnie has to turn to Eric for solace and, er, ego-stroking.

swimming with the dolphins
Oh, is that what they're calling it, these days?

Am I in the minority for being distrustful of Bob? I trust Clooney with Ari's heart since the man's a gentleman and classy enough to realise that Mrs. Ari and the kids are the real deal, but Bob seems too temperamental to get that.

Zahra, you are a crack vendor of unsurpassible quality.

[hackthis]

Like you said, the coincidence was too extraordinary to ignore. The fact that Shia happened to be out with Adrian Grenier's girlfriend was like some comic joke. At least it was to me. And in this verse there are all kinds of friends, it's still Hollywood after all.

And I don't know if you've read 'One Time at Band Camp' but I can assure you that Robert is most definitely on the up and up. Long before there was a Mrs. Ari, Robert was Mrs. Ari, so all he really wants is for Ari to be happy.

[no_detective]

You know, I saw the news about the DUI and made all the right tsk-tsk noises... but all I could really think about was: "This would make a great hackthis fic." And I was right! I love it when I'm right. :D

Oh, ARI. And his Wolfram & Hart, and his Crackberry, and his George in pyjamas, and his hotass RDJ. With a freakin' riding crop.

*happy sigh*

You, like Ari, make everything better. Thank you.

[hackthis]

When I originally heard what happened, I was so like "Are you really this stupid?" that I couldn't even tune it to my inner Ari. He's just stroked out.

[beardo]

So happy right now.

[hackthis]

Hooray!

[nova_mist]

I am so ridiculously happy that you have posted a new Ari-and-George story! Really, I love all your work, but these stories have a special place in my heart! :) Please, write more of them soon! Pretty, pretty please? :)

[hackthis]

I'm so pleased you liked it, thanks!

[nova_mist]

I love all the fics in this series muchly - please, write a new one soon? :)

Oh, and I must agree with you in regards to HBP - I finally got around to watching the trailer last night, and it looks quite good indeed! I'm not a big fan of the HP films for the most part, but I am looking forward to this one!