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RPF/RPS - Ari Gold's State of the Union Address

Mar 19, 2008 10:47

Some people just don't know how to behave and then I have to do things like this.

RPS/RPS
Ari Gold/whiskey bottle, Lloyd, various press items

( Ari Gold's State of the Union Address )

ari & george, ari

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kristories March 19 2008, 18:11:30 UTC

One day, Ari Gold will write a book and it will be called "God Does Exist Because God Hates Air Gold So Fucking Much" and all it will be is pictures of Brangelina but strangely all of Brad's eyes will be scratched out and on every picture Angelina's head will have devil horns drawn in thick black marker. Poor Ari, you do like to torture him so. :)

hackthis March 20 2008, 18:57:17 UTC

Okay, that's absolutely hysterical, how did you get in Ari's private safe? Ari's already published his autobiography, but at the time Brad was still in line.

kristories March 20 2008, 19:52:47 UTC

Yes but Ari Gold is bigger than Jesus, he's allowed two autobiographies. In fact, I think it would be a really good idea of you wrote this one, at least this time around the real truth would be told!

hackthis March 20 2008, 19:57:11 UTC

I wrote the last one!

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ghostrunner7 March 19 2008, 18:20:56 UTC

This is the best thing ever and I endorse it completely.

hackthis March 20 2008, 18:57:29 UTC

Thank you kindly!

sparky77 March 19 2008, 18:31:17 UTC

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You make me laugh so very, very much.

Do you feel better now?

Also, Friday is Purim. The best Jewish holiday ever. I just thought Ari should know in case he forgot.

hackthis March 20 2008, 18:58:00 UTC

I do not know much about Purim. Plz to enlighten me?

And yes, I do feel better now.

sparky77 March 20 2008, 20:02:44 UTC

Purim is the holiday when it's a mitzvah to get drunk (you're supposed to get so drunk that you can no longer hear Haman's name). Also, when you go to services on Purim everyone gets a noisemaker and every time you hear the name Haman you're supposed to make as much noise as you possibly can. Also the whole story of Purim is about an uncle pimping out his niece to the King for the good of his people which is a story that I think Ari would like. And there are good cookies.

http://judaism.about.com/od/purim/a/purimstory.htm

sodamnquirky March 19 2008, 18:56:02 UTC

i love you ari all this

fuck it.

just love.

hackthis March 20 2008, 18:58:23 UTC

Love is good. Love is grand :-)

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hackthis March 20 2008, 18:58:39 UTC

Ari is theraputic.