MSTSMF - Do Not Stand Next to Paris Hilton. Ever. (RPS, Shia/Milo, NC-17)

[hackthis]

Song of the Day: Dans Le Sac v. Scroobius Pup 'Thou Shall Always Kill'. *Provided courtesy of slodwick

The below started off as a comment for sparky77 in response to slodwick's concern for Shia after the Milo/Paris incident, because as anybody who's read Make Sure They See My Face will tell you, you can get into a lot of trouble just by standing next to someone on a

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[hackthis]

I agree. I think Shia was perfectly within his rights to have a very strong reaction. A very strong negative reaction.

[hackthis]

Damn straight indeed.

[oh_mcgee]

YOU? ARE A GOD. GODDESS. ALL OF THE ABOVE.

fuck.

[hackthis]

Aw, thanks.

[fangirljen]

Milo's meeting Paris, but Shia got himself arrested at a Walgreens in Chicago. If only it wasn't in Chicago and was the one where Adrian beat on a guy for saying something nasty about Natalie. The same Walgreens that didn't know who Adrian was and wouldn't take his credit card when it asked for authorization. :(

[hackthis]

Yes, I spent a lot of time covering Shia's arrest in the series. It makes for great copy.

[slodwick]

You sleep at the Hilton, you don't sleep with them

HA! Oh, the awesome is OVERWHELMING. I was cringing and giddy and achey while reading this, babe -- well done!

[hackthis]

Your icon makes me feel weird. He's totally eyefucking the camera. Clearly he's thinking of Shia.