RPS/RPF - Make Sure They See My Face, Act I (Rated R for all parts)

[hackthis]

RPF/RPS/Entourage/CRACK!

hackthis Productions Present:

Make Sure They See My Face (The Making of a Movie in Five Acts)

featuring Ari Gold
George Clooney
Shia LaBeouf
and Milo Ventimiglia

With Viggo Mortensen. And some other folks.

Comments

[sparky77]

Why do I have a feeling I'm just going to be quoting this whole thing back at you?

When George was upset because Brad Pitt left him to play Old Mother Hubbard Takes it Up the Ass with Angie Jolie, Ari offered to have Brad killed.
*dies*

Ari hates it when George smirks. It's vaguely hot and confuses Ari's heterosexuality and then he has to take an extended lunch and go home and fuck the wife.
*dies again*

okay, assume that I've been repeating dying again and again, but this George snorts and Matt speaks up. "Ari, give the man what he wants. If you don't, we're going to have to dig that script about the McCarthy hearings and the relationship between Roy Cohn and David Schine out of development hell, you don't want that
Oh dear god, you are killing me!

That was fucking hilarious and makes me want to find Brad Pitt and punch him in the face, and also hug Ari. Poor, poor Ari!

[hackthis]

Ari loves you too, baby. Have you watched any of Entourage yet?

[sparky77]

I have sadly watched only two episodes because of stupid life, but Ari, Sark, and I totally have a date on Saturday and I'm hiding my phone and locking my doors.

[hackthis]

That's one hell of a date, just saying.

[prairiedaun]

*flail* Oh god, laughing so hard. Thank you!

[hackthis]

You are very welcome!

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[mecurtin]

I was staring at it, wondering when the two guys were going to kiss -- right there! see! -- and then I realized those characters are supposed to be *brothers*.

Duuuuuude. Kripke and Kring really *are* having some sort of contest, aren't they?

Re: drive-by mood icon comment

[hackthis]

I was staring at it, wondering when the two guys were going to kiss -- right there! see! -- and then I realized those characters are supposed to be *brothers*.

I know, dude. I don't know anybody who's that close with their siblings, just saying.

[elyssadc]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

[hackthis]

Quite :-)

[hackthis]

It's even more beautiful than I'd hoped.

You know that's pretty much how I feel too.