Comments | hackthis: RPF - The Midas Touch

hackthis

RPF - The Midas Touch

Jan 19, 2006 11:25

This is for literaryll, who very specifically asked for this storyline, and who I could not deny because she's provided me with like 30 mp3s in the last two weeks.

RPF - Ari Gold, George Clooney, Daniel Radcliffe (by name only) and lots of offensive and slanderous talking about everyone, including your mother. I'm sure reading The Incredibly True ( Read more... )

ari & george, ari

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amberlynne January 19 2006, 19:39:44 UTC

You are totally insane, you know that, right? And if George Clooney ever stops giving you such wonderfully gay material to work with, I might just cry!

"First the Golden Globes, and then the Oscars, and then you'll be president and you can make running off the family homewrecker a felon punishable by no more adopting of foreign children."

Oh that's a beautiful thing right there. ;)

hackthis January 20 2006, 18:07:29 UTC

When I saw that quote from George the first thing I did was e-mail Kassie and say, "I think Ari has some thoughts about this." And it was all downhill from there. ;)

amberlynne January 20 2006, 18:10:22 UTC

Who knows how much we would miss out on if you guys didn't have each other!

ethrosdemon January 19 2006, 19:55:57 UTC

it smells a lot like champagne, undercooked ahi tuna, and bulimic actresses

over-active gag reflex engage!

Drew really was a little out of control with that dress. That's when you know that somebody ain't got no one real in their life.

from the nearest cocksucker for hire

Listen, Ari, you know you the badest motherfucker out.

George could leave a steaming pile of dog shit at the gates of the White House and people would applaud

I know I would. But then again, I assume that one was sort of a dig at me, so I just laugh. YES I LOVE HIM.

CRACKBERRY! Is that one yours? *falls over laughing*

Ari's been sending Georgie a lot of baskets recently of the "I'm sorry your fuck buddy impregnated the family whore" variety.You know, first HAHAHHA, but then, I wonder who's in the wings? Jake? He's not sorta blond, though, and that's George's type. This is something we should poll the people on: Who Would You Like To See In Crackfic AS George's New Tool to Bitchslap the White House (and is also fucking ( ... )

hackthis January 20 2006, 18:26:49 UTC

Drew really was a little out of control with that dress. That's when you know that somebody ain't got no one real in their life.

I am all for the free-hang, but not so much in public. If only because after a while you can see people getting hypnotised by looking at your chest. Sadly, I didn't coin Crackberry, at least I don't think I did. I did coin CrackPod though.

You know, first HAHAHHA, but then, I wonder who's in the wings? Jake? He's not sorta blond, though, and that's George's type. This is something we should poll the people on: Who Would You Like To See In Crackfic AS George's New Tool to Bitchslap the White House (and is also fucking)?

POLL!! This is totally an Ari story. You know it's the big thing in the Monday Morning meeting.

"Okay, bitches, listen up, we have to get G-Money a new fuck-buddy because all the beards in town are getting knocked up and fucking up the rotation"

I love Ari. I sat on the sofa with my friend, S, watching S2 and every twenty minutes I would be all, "I love Ari." And S was all, we know.

serialkarma January 19 2006, 20:03:24 UTC

this is ridiculously heartwarming. Yeah, I don't know, but it is.

You know what I love best? all the gossip links, yis.

<3

hackthis January 20 2006, 18:27:12 UTC

They write these stories for me I tell you. Also, it's working again. Briefly.

sparky77 January 19 2006, 20:37:19 UTC

You made me laugh and smile and then laugh a whole lot more. You are awesome!

hackthis January 20 2006, 18:27:33 UTC

Aw, thank you, sweetie.

literaryll January 19 2006, 20:42:02 UTC

OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I LOVE YOU AND ARI AND DANIEL AND EVERYBODY!! EVEN GEORGE!!

Zahra ♥ ♥ ♥

Alright give me a second to quit laughing and bouncing in my seat like a spaz - I think I'm scaring my dog LOL - long enough to get my ass in the car and to the library and then hopefully a more useful comment. Ha, okay so more freakout is more likely :D :D :D :D :D

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!! *lunatics*

literaryll January 20 2006, 02:40:57 UTC

Okay first of all - This is perfect and funny as hell. Seriously, seriously funny. The kind of funny where I've read it three times and it still gets deep belly laughs out of me more than twice. I mean shit; I just have to look at the title to start laughing again :D

Know what else? I've never actually seen Ari. Not one episode of Entourage. Not even a clip. But with you it truly doesn't matter. You made me fall in love with Sark and now watching him is only a confirmation because I already knew how sexy, amusing, and badass he was before I saw one second of footage. You got the skills Zahra! You have such a strong grasp on the characters that when you write them everything worthwhile about them translates to the page - whole and complete. I can think of only maybe one other person who could write a character from a fandom I know nothing about and get me to fall in love with them enough to request fic about them.

*sigh* I'm very warm/giddy/happy right now. You made my day multiple times over.

Not that Ari knows what ( ... )

literaryll January 20 2006, 02:41:53 UTC

"Ari, how many times have I told you about alienating the target audience?" - LOL! You and Kassie get so close to making me think he's hot. Very impressive.

One minutes he's running from a lesbian beatdown, and the next he's jumping into George Clooney's arms and hollering at the top of his lungs. "ALL YOU DOUBTING MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SAID WE'D BE LIVING OFF ER RESIDUALS UNTIL GEORGE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET CAN KISS MY ASS!" - *can't breathe from laughing* Lesbian beatdown YEAH!!!!!!!!

This is Ari's version of 'I'm very proud of you, well done' - I like Ari's version much better. 'I'm very proud' is boring.

"Fuck these lame ass motherfuckers, you have this shit locked up better than Mia Farrow's children after the Soon-Yi mess." Ari is all glee and nothing is going to mess with that. "First the Golden Globes, and then the Oscars, and then you'll be president, and you can make running off with the family homewrecker a felony punishable by no more adopting of foreign children." - ARI WINS. Wins everything ever.

George does his ( ... )

hackthis January 20 2006, 18:35:31 UTC

I am so so so happy that you enjoyed this. I had really wanted to write you that HP, but my brain just isn't gearing towards that right now. And I'm also really happy that you liked The Incredibly True Adventures, you don't have to leave me FB on that, I'm just happy to know you enjoyed it.

Ari loves you too, you know. ;) Ari loves everybody. Especially when they kiss his ass.

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