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[h_hollister]

Smegging hell, I am SO pregnant. And it's not even a full four months yet. You should see my gut, man, I look like my Uncle Frank after a seventeen course meal of donuts and beer. FATTY FATTY FAT FAT FATTY

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[8th_castellan]

We'll just teach him to read in Spanish, maybe.

Or lock anything we ever say in digital format, forever.

[h_hollister]

This is a wonderful idea.

I like the idea that we can raise a bilingual child, too. Just don't leave poor old pidgin-Spanish mom out in the cold, si?

[8th_castellan]

I'll raise the boy with both languages, and then he can teach you Spanish.

[h_hollister]

Oh, you. Go easy on my poor button head, it's filled with cotton wool and dead spiders.

[gadgetqueen]

Hips, hon, I'm hitting that kinda-unwielding stage.

And working for the government as a special consultant. It's been weird.

[h_hollister]

Whoa, what? Really? You as a government shill? Never thought I'd see the day. Are you gonna frisk me and take my fingerprints?

Ladyfriend, we have not had ANY proper bonding time in months. What say you to a night of tea and gossip?

[gadgetqueen]

Not as a shill. Someone there got their hands on freaking fear gas and they called me in to do some consulting and figure out what was going on. I'm a valued special scientific consultant for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

And the totally weird par? The guy who's my 'government liason' is a criminal profiler named.... Jonathan Crane. Who did his doctoral thesis on fear responses. And is a really nice guy.

And yes, we need to do this. We need to do that and compare pregnancy stories, too. I just finished with the whole mess - it was kind of ugly - so my schedule is clear!

[h_hollister]

That...is bloody strange. I woulda runnoft.

HRM. When works for you, gorgeous? You wanna come to Spain?

[dirk__gently]

Want to stand next to me for a while? Might make you feel better.