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[h_hollister]

Okay. Here goes. I'm writing this right now from my room in Spain, thinking of all of you guys out there whom I haven't talked to in a while

Comments

[heeho]

OH HEE HO. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PARTY

[h_hollister]

XD

We can have a baby shower in a couple of months, I think.

[heeho]

NO LIKE A REAL PARTY

[h_hollister]

Oh, Jack. If you want, we can have a real party. I'll just abstain from drinking.

[thebalanckeepr]

Congratulations, Hippolyta.

[h_hollister]

Thanks, Isis. Looks like me and Eiko are gonna have kids about the same age.

[thebalanckeepr]

Indeed! That should be interesting. I'm hoping they'll get along.

[h_hollister]

I'm sure that they will. I mean, no worse than other small kids don't get along.

[virtupets]

Really!?

Sweet, it worked!

[h_hollister]

.........what.

[virtupets]

Oh, remember when you got all mopey at me after I changed back from a kid about how you were sad because your husband's sperm was worthless, and you couldn't vicariously live out your dreams of being a mommy anymore with tiny, wonderful, infant me?

Yeah, I slipped something to your husband during your guys' wedding party. That temporarily got his genetics up to snuff, more or less. Who's a genius, baby?

[h_hollister]

WHAT?!?!

You...you did...you did NOT. Oh, my gawd. Oh, my GAWD.

[wadewilson]

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[h_hollister]

Hi, Wade.

Not impressed with overly large spam, sir.

[wadewilson]

I AM NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU, YOU ZOMBIE SPUNK RECEPTACLE! ZOMBIES EAT PEOPLE AND BABY ZOMBIES EAT BABIES! YOU ARE MAKING BABY EATERS THAT WILL EAT YOUR HOO-HA ON THE WAY OUT OF YOUR HOO-HA!

[h_hollister]

...Or I could just have a cesarian.

And I could tell you that, hey, guess what, my doctor says the fetus is absolutely, perfectly, 100% normal for this stage of development. As in he's human.

So knock off the mega-text.

[gale_force]

Thought I might reiterate my congratulations.

On the third month already?

[h_hollister]

Thanks, Gale. And yep. February 26th to March is one month, March to April is two, and now we're sneaking into three.

[gale_force]

For some reason nine months has always struck me as a long while, but I suppose that isn't always so. Or my concept of time is askew.

Is Ramon feeling more like himself?

[h_hollister]

When you're a kid, nine months is an eternity. As an adult, well, that nine months can just fly by.

He's...erm. Yeah. He's playing Bioshock right now. Answer your question?