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[h_hollister]

I think everybody in the entire multiverse should have a plaga parasite, and am working to further this goal.

There, now that I've scared the shit out of you all by posting something beyond inflammatory, come talk to me! >;3

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[sixtyonereasons]

You're not very nice.

[h_hollister]

Hey, I was bored. Don't blame me. It's all your fault for not being interesting.

[sixtyonereasons]

Not hardly!

So whatcha failing to be up to, then, Bored McNaughty?

[h_hollister]

Well, I was gonna go for a jog today, but decided not to. It's pouring friggin' rain here in Spain, and it's falling mainly on the plain, and I've got cabin fever as a result.

[gadgetqueen]

Yeaaaaaaah, I think I need to start work on that airborne antiplaga virus. Maybe see if I can make it incendiery....

....also, hi!

[h_hollister]

HAH. Don't you dare, you silly tart, you'd get Ramon all up in your grill.

Hi to you too!

[gadgetqueen]

I have about another month of morning sickness to look forwards to, and Isis thinks I'm starting to show a little. Not that you can see when I'm fully dressed.

And I'm so relaxed about things. It's strange. And I spout off about this, too, randomly.

How are you doing?

[h_hollister]

I'm totally going to come over and rub your belly for luck.

[MASSIVELY Locked to Eiko.]
Because you see, I'm due about two weeks or so behind you.

[_ruthven_]

Well. If it maintains a decent metabolic rate and can keep itself quiet during Star Trek marathons, I'm not entirely opposed to the idea.

[h_hollister]

You're entirely too sanguine, you sanguivore.

[_ruthven_]

That's me, love. Sanguine to the aorta. --Although in the interest of precluding tiresome riots with pitchforks and those shockingly boring people from the military whatsit who had it in for Salazar, I should at least make a token effort to stop you from carrying out your evil plans.

Things are refreshingly slow, are they not?

[h_hollister]

Alas, alack, I am undone. Woe, and who would have thought a sweet little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness.

Indeed. And getting slower. I just sold 99% of my interest in the pub, and it is no longer my headache.

[virtupets]

I don't know what a plaga parasite is, but I'll take one in a jar, please.

[h_hollister]

How about no way? No plaga for you, bucko.

[virtupets]

But I want to know what it is!

[h_hollister]

It makes people's heads explode. That's all you need to know.

[dirk__gently]

Can you picture me with one of those? Really? No thank you.

[h_hollister]

I'm...not even going to try, my gawd. You took the joke just a little too far, and now I'm regretting making it.

[dirk__gently]

Gee, thanks. That's flattering. It's your joke. I don't actually know how those things work anyway, apart from occasionally turning your hubby into something that could kick my ass.

[h_hollister]

I think it was the mental image of you as a carrier that caused it. Just...no. You're too vibrant and alive to be a Ganado, thanks.

And Ramon will only kick your ass if you end up naked in our living room again, I promise.