White Collar; Neal/Peter/El; The Right Way to Ruin a Suit; NC-17

[gyzym]

So! I accidentally wrote 4500 words of White Collar porn! I'm going to go ahead and keep blaming purple_chalk. And now it's here for you, in all it's totally porntastic glory. Happy...Thursday?

Title: The Right Way to Ruin a Suit
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Neal/Peter/El
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: Spanking, handcuffs. Some D/s dynamic. Also, it's definitely earned

Comments

[asimaiyat]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I hate myself so much right now for having the discipline to stop reading in the middle and not make my carpool wait for me.

This is some incendiary stuff right here. Further comments when I get a moment to myself. But I just had to let you know.

[gyzym]

Hee! Thanks so much! I hope you enjoy the rest :D

[asimaiyat]

I can't believe I had to wait so long to have time to read the rest of this. FML.

But it was so worth it! Oh my god the spanking, and the CONFESSING, that is such a weird kink I have that I never expected to see in a story, and Elizabeth being so SMUG and in charge of everything because she is freaking awesome, and Neal going down on her, and all the banter and wonderful dialogue, and also Peter being so STRONG and throwing Neal around, jfc.

Bookmarking. :D

[gyzym]

:D So glad you liked it!

[elrhiarhodan]

Thank you for all the porny delicious goodness.

[gyzym]

Anytime! Glad you enjoyed!

[tellitslant]

...

*combusts a little*

This is AMAZING, oh my god. So much guh.

[gyzym]

Eep, thank you! So glad you liked it!

[photoash]

Holy crap -- this is so fucking wrong it's beautifully RIGHT! >:D

The confessing while he's being spanked after being handcuffed to the bed... just just *sputters* amazingly hot O_O

I'm so happy that you're inspired to write more :D I can't wait to see what you decide to tackle next!!

[gyzym]

Hahaha...next on the docket is a fic about all the times Peter's caught Neal, which may or may not include the buildup to this porn :D

So glad you liked it! Thanks so much for your awesome comment.

[photoash]

Omg yay for the times he caught Neal - that sounds delicious!!!

I saw below you mentioned a melancholy fic - I think that idea is great! Especially the look on Neal's face and the aftermath! I would bet that it is even more disheartening since he can't *ask* Peter why he wasn't there.

[gyzym]

God help me, it's totally happening.

[shaney]

My god this was SUPER HOT. I really love the idea of Neal pulling off jobs just to get Peter's attention nnngh

[gyzym]

Hee! So glad you had fun with it :D

I'll be totally honest, there's a melancholy little ficlet bouncing around in my head in which Neal pulls off a RIDICULOUSLY dangerous job in the hopes of seeing Peter, and Peter doesn't show...I'm torn between wanting to write it and wanting to stop think about the expression on Neal's face :/

[shaney]

Ohh PLEASE write it! It's sadistic but I want to see Neal's disappointment >< I also saw above that you want to write a fic about the times when Peter caught Neal, yes please! The UST would be glorious *___*

[gyzym]

Nnnnnnng it's already spinning itself out in my head, Neal presenting the job and Mozzie going "Neal's got a thing for his pet Fed," and Kate raising an unimpressed eyebrow. Ahhhhh and then Neal's face at the end as he lingers at the crime scene, hoping...

OK IT'S HAPPENING. It'll be up soonish :D