Saturday brunch did not happen this weekend due to [various and assorted nonsense], so we did pizza dinner tonight instead. Why I always let myself believe they'll be less ridiculous later in the day, I just don't know.
Me: Ugh, this tomato sauce is killing me, I bit the inside of my cheek this morning.
My Mother: DON'T LOOK AT IT.
Me: What?
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I feel like I should make popcorn, crack open a nice cold Coke and enjoy the show! They are that addictive! Hopefully, not Angry Birds addictive. . .actually, even if they WERE I WOULD NOT CARE!
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I want to know what your mother expects you to find in there. Like, an extra tooth? Bits of food you forgot you were storing for winter? An eye? Or does she just think you all have extremely poor dental hygiene? :P
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