do the caan caan caan

[gyzym]

So, wheres_walnut commented on my last entry about how she is not into H50, but wow, Scotty Caan with the well-fitted shirts. And see, my plan was to go get some soup (which SEEMS TO HAVE CURED MY ILLNESS HOORAY) and then come back and leave a bunch of Caan in a reply comment, but. Thing is, Burro, who understands me in my soul, showed up right after I got back

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[fic_kitty]

FFFFF.

WITH THE NO SHIRT.

But Scotty... Scotty, those shorts are so ugly, Scotty. You're better than that. IF YOU JUST TOOK THEM OFF IT WOULD BE PERFECT >.>

I totally get what you mean with the creeping attraction, like. He fills out the shirts? Yes. And his face, it is a good face. But then I hit the pic where he is wearing practically no clothes and its just BAM MUSCLEY HOTNESS IN THE FACE.

Woof.

[gyzym]

I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN THOSE SHORTS ARE PART OF DANNY'S WARDROBE. From that scene where Kono is teaching him to surf? But otherwise YES.

[fic_kitty]

Well as long as they aren't even his HE SHOULDN'T MIND DOING WITHOUT THEM.

God.

His shoulders are like three times wider than his hips.

AUGH. *paws at the screen*

[chaoticallyclev]

ha, he almost was without them! In the scene, Kono moves him handsily moves him by the hips and yeah, they um. gape a lot.

[chaoticallyclev]

yeah...i DEFINITELY rewatched ocean's multiple times since, er, rediscovering? scotty caan. Enough times that my family finally clued in and went, hye isn't that the guy from hawaii five-0? Which, actually, is how I found out most my family has been SECRETLY WATCHING THE SHOW, at different times in different rooms. which is weird. anyway. um. SCOTTY CAAN.

[gyzym]

SCOTTY CAAN FOREVERRRR

[sheafrotherdon]

[wheres_walnut]

OH MY GOD HIS GRIN WITH THE GOAT AT THE END LOL WHAT IS THIS.

EDIT: DOG. CLEARLY THAT IS A CANINE RIGHT THERE.

[sheafrotherdon]

ahahahahah, I was all GOAT, WHAT?

That is his dog, Dot, who goes everywhere with him, He even had his cast chair at Hawaii Five-0 made lower so that she could sit in it too. Thus:

[wheres_walnut]

That is the most beautiful story I have every heard. The, "D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" HEARD ROUND' THE WORLD, I ASSURE YOU. OH DOG LOVE. YOU SO WONDERFUL.

[forsweatervests]

[gyzym]

HFDJSFBSDKLGDHSKJHFSDJFHDSJKFS

[forsweatervests]

IT IS MY VERY FAVORITE.

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[wheres_walnut]

 MY MIND HAS ACKNOWLEDGED THE EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE/AGREEABLE, PLEASING/IRRESISTIBLE/BROAD/MANLY/GN-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INDUCING EXPANSE OF HIS SAND/GLISTENING/TIGHTLY STRETCHED COTTON/SWEAT SHEEN COVERED/ HOT AS THE BLISTERING SUN MAN SHOULDERS.

HOWEVER, MY SWEET, DEAR, LOVELY J.

I HAVE MENTALLY SUPERIMPOSEDTITAN'S HAIR COLOR AND STYLE ONTO THE HEAD OF EVERY SCOTTY IN THIS POST.

LIKE A LEGO HAIR HELMET. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL PASS D: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MEEEEE.

edit: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LJ

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[gyzym]

DUDE I HAVE INTERNALIZED THIS COMMENT SO MUCH MORE DEEPLY THAN I WOULD HAVE IF LJ HAD NOT DROPPED IT IN MY INBOX FIVE TIMES

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[wheres_walnut]

DYING. SO MANY APOLOGIES. MAKES UP FOR THE BIG TEXT FAIL ON LJ'S PART THO SERIOUSLY MY CODING IS GOLD GIVE IT TO ME.

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[gyzym]

WHATEVER YOU ARE NOT SORRY YOU ARE JUST LAUGHING AT THE NOISES I KNOW YOU KNOW I WAS MAKING AS THE SAME NOTIF DROPPED A MILLION TIMES HSDJFKS