Comments | gyzym: my father calls my mother marilyn munster because she lives amongst the madness

gyzym

my father calls my mother marilyn munster because she lives amongst the madness

Mar 17, 2011 17:17

No, really, he does. True story.

Also, oh my god, you guys, I'm sorry, I am sorry, I am so sorry, I know I'm spamming you today, but I just. I cannot believe this just happened, I cannot even believe this is my family, I swear to god I'll go a couple hours without posting anything after this, dsfhsdkjfd ( Read more... )

the jizzomb bizzomb, insanity runs in my family, fuck i'm larry david, growing up assholes, little house on the crazy, these people can't be real, my father the lunatic, what even is this, omfg, seriously why, more cowbell

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anatsuno March 17 2011, 21:39:26 UTC

YOUR LIFE, SO HARD D:

gyzym March 17 2011, 21:40:09 UTC

DFHDSJFHSDJKFHSDF I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING

synekdokee March 17 2011, 21:39:37 UTC

I love these insane IRL updates of yours ::::D Yes I am being totally gleeful at your expense.

gyzym March 17 2011, 21:40:37 UTC

dsfksdfhjdsf AT LEAST THEY'RE AMUSING. I just. I just. How

synekdokee March 17 2011, 21:46:04 UTC

I don't know why or how, but I can totally see Arthur having a family like this. Like. Just imagine being a BAMF who gets rid of bodies and invades other people's minds and knows how to fire an assault rifle, and then he goes home and finds 15 messages in his answering machine from his crazy relatives berating him for giving his cousin's uncle's wife's second cousin twice removed the cold shoulder.

And Eames is there listening and he's like. "What. What is this? Has someone put a sadistic, meddlesome hit on you? What." And Arthur's like, "What. No, that's my family, you schmuck."

IDEK.

beachlass March 17 2011, 21:52:37 UTC

*chin on hands*

And then what?

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augustbird March 17 2011, 21:40:47 UTC

NOW I WANT TO KNOW HER NAME

gyzym March 17 2011, 21:41:34 UTC

YOU AND ME BOTH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS SHE WILL HAPPEN TO ME AGAIN IN THE NEAR FUTURE AND I CAN'T SAY, HELLO, PULLER OF MY BROTHER'S HAIR

papered March 17 2011, 21:41:04 UTC

oh dear, I am laughing so hard right now. ♥ YOUR LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE!

gyzym March 17 2011, 21:41:58 UTC

A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE, IF WE'RE BEING SPECIFIC

siriaeve March 17 2011, 21:42:20 UTC

The more tales I hear from my Jewish friends, the more I am convinced that the Irish are, like, a lost tribe of Israel or something. In other words: empathy for tales like this, I have it.

gyzym March 17 2011, 21:49:33 UTC

There should be like, a support group for people with gigantic crazy families. We should band together and yell about things!

padfootthegrim March 17 2011, 22:03:46 UTC

Seconded!

(at least the majority of my GIGANTIC crazy Irish family lives in California and the north west-ish area. And some in Alaska. I think I'm the only one this far east)

Seriously, my mother says 'so and so is ill' and I'm all 'who?' and she goes, (true story) 'oh you know, uncle John's (who is, I believe, the 3rd of my mother's TEN siblings) wife's cousin's fifth kid's son?' LIKE I SHOULD KNOW THIS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD FROM THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY. If I'd ever met them in the first place. Back when I was like, eight and going to California every year.

gyzym March 17 2011, 22:05:55 UTC

My favorite is when I get, "You should know who that is, they were at your Bar Mitzvah!" And I am always like, HI, THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO, AND ALSO, HEY, WHEN YOU ARE 13 AND CHANTING HEBREW AT 400 PEOPLE, YOU ARE A LITTLE NERVOUS, OKAY? IT IS HARD TO REMEMBER THINGS DJFHDJSKF

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