are you saying you'll flunk us if we don't change the world?

Jan 23, 2011 00:31

Right, so, in order for me to tell you this story, there are three things you need to know about me ( Read more... )

real life is messy, new layout!, shoulda been a blogpost, fuck i'm larry david, oh god what even is this

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onthecount January 23 2011, 06:11:24 UTC
There is no need to feel embarrassed! Road rage can happen anywhere. I've actually decided that my car is a Decepticon who hates me for naming it after bananas and for pretending it's a race car instead of an aging and delicate Mazda. NGL, if that had happened to me, I would turn it into fanfic.

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theprophetrass January 23 2011, 06:25:56 UTC
Yeah... I'm pretty sure that my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic flasher or internet porn star or something with all the times that I've smoked on my porch in the afternoon in nothing but a bathrobe and sometimes with a beer.

Nothings showing but my lush legs and some wrist people get over yourselves, I have the right to sit around and do nothing all day long without pants on.

Tomorrow I will be extra nice to all of the stressed out parents in Pediatrics in hopes that it helps their days slightly (I actually work there, not just gonna go stalk hospital).

Ok, half awake ramble done, sleep time.

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renne January 23 2011, 06:55:17 UTC
I have so many stories of the kindness of strangers with related to car related mishaps. My first car was one that would tend to stall whenever you pulled up to intersections, traffic lights, roundabouts. And then it would have to sit for 10-20 minutes before it would even consider going again. ♥

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kelspots January 23 2011, 06:57:20 UTC
Northern Ohio is absolutely not a place that one should live in the winter. I haven't actually been out of my house for several days, and I'm not sure my car will even start at this point, just out of spite for me leaving it out in the snow.

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weatherfront January 23 2011, 07:02:35 UTC
ALL THE COOL WOMEN I HAVE KNOWN IN MY LIFE* HAVE CRIED FIRST AND FOREMOST OUT OF RAGE although, it is true, they were not usually wearing giant sunglasses and hurling expletives at their car at the same time-- actually though Jizzy, wasn't it probably better that you were wearing sunglasses while weeping, even though Kind Stranger probably did wonder at their presence...

*I am not actually sure whom I am thinking of

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