AND THEN ANGELGAZING AND I DID THIS BECAUSE, WHEN SAD, APPLY LULZ:
angelgazing: LET ME TELL YOU
angelgazing: THE LAST LIKE, THREE FANDOMS I WAS IN
angelgazing: THEY HAD A MOTHER FUCKING ORGAN TRAIL AU
angelgazing: AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
angelgazing: WHERE IS THAT FIC?
angelgazing: ARTHUR HAS BEEN BITTEN BY A SNAKE!
angelgazing: COBB IS LOST!
gyzym: BHJKBVGHJKVGHCVHJGFC FMHJ
gyzym: NO, EAMES
gyzym: FORD THE RIVER
gyzym: FORD, NOT FORGE
gyzym: YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS
angelgazing: SAITO KILLED A MOTHER FUCKING BEAR
gyzym: OH MY GOD THEY ALL DIE
gyzym: OF ALL THE THINGS
gyzym: AND THEN JUST REGENERATE
angelgazing: COBB IS ATTACHED TO THE OXEN
angelgazing: AND HE CAN'T LET THEM GO
gyzym: OH MY GOD
angelgazing: EVEN THOUGH THEY TOTALLY NEED TO TRADE ONE
gyzym: OH MY GOD THAT
gyzym: YOU ARE WAITING
gyzym: FOR A YOKE
gyzym: A YOKE THAT WILL TAKE YOU FAR AWAY
gyzym: AND EAMES IS LIKE JESUS CHRIST COBB COULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE OXEN FOR TEN MINUTES
angelgazing: ARTHUR IS BITTEN BY A SNAKE AGAIN
angelgazing: AND THEY'RE ALMOST OUT OF AMMO
gyzym: ARTHUR IS BITTEN BY A SNAKE AGAIN
gyzym: THE SNAKES
gyzym: REALLY REALLY LIKE ARTHUR
gyzym: EAMES SAYS TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT TROUSER SNAKES
angelgazing: ARTHUR IS LIKE
angelgazing: EAMES
angelgazing: EAMES I KNOW YOU ARE THE DREAMER STOP IT
angelgazing: MAKE YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS STOP BITING ME, EAMES
gyzym: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
gyzym: EVERY TIME COBB TALKS ABOUT THE OXEN
gyzym: EAMES IS LIKE, BOOM, DYSENTERY!
angelgazing: HAHAHAHAHAHA
angelgazing: AT ONE POINT YUSUF OFFERS TO GO HUNTING
angelgazing: IF COBB WILL GO STAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WOODS
angelgazing: AND COBB SQUINTS AT HIM
gyzym: ARTHUR IS BITTEN BY A SNAKE AGAIN
angelgazing: HAHAHAHAHAHA
gyzym: ARIADNE, WHO IS THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY GREW UP REALLY HONESTLY PLAYING IT
gyzym: IS TOTALLY UNCANNY VALLEY'D BY THE WHOLE THING
gyzym: AND KEEPS YELLING MY CHILDHOOD FROM INSIDE THE WAGON
angelgazing: THEY FIND AN ABANDONED WAGON AND ARTHUR REFUSES TO TAKE THE UGLY CLOTHES
gyzym: AHAAHHAAHHAAH HE IS LIKE, EAMES, THESE WERE OBVIOUSLY LEFT FOR YOU
gyzym: AND A SNAKE CRAWLS OUT
gyzym: AND BITES HIM
angelgazing: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gyzym: WE WILL CALL THIS STORY
gyzym: ARTHUR BRINGS ALL THE SNAKES TO THE TRAIL
angelgazing: OH MY GOD, YES, YES WE WILL
angelgazing: AND EAMES IS LIKE WELL, ARTHUR, IF YOU'D LET ME BITE YOU UP TOP WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THESE PROBLEMS, WOULD WE?
angelgazing: AND COBB IS LIKE CAN YOU PRETEND TO BE A PROFESSIONAL
angelgazing: AND THEY ALL FALL OVER LAUGHING
angelgazing: AND LOSE A DAY
gyzym: AND THEN ARTHUR IS LIKE, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU LEAVE HICKEYS, EAMES
gyzym: AND COBB IS LIKE YOUAREWAITINGFORAYOKE YOUAREWAITINGFORAYOKE YOUAREWAITINGFORAYOKE
gyzym: OH GODDDDDD DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THAT ARTHUR EWWWWWWWWW
angelgazing: HAHAHAHAHA
angelgazing: AND YUSUF IS LIKE COBB, YOU LOOK A LITTLE GREEN
gyzym: MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS IS DYSENTERY
gyzym: AND COBB IS LIKE IT'S ALWAYS DYSENTERY
gyzym: AND EAMES COUGHS
gyzym: AND YUSUF COCKS HIS HEAD
gyzym: AND GOES, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE TYPHOID NOW
gyzym: IF THAT'S ANY COMFORT
angelgazing: AND ARIADNE IS LIKE YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN DOING IT RIGHT
gyzym: ARIADNE IS
gyzym: APPALLED
gyzym: BY HOW WRONG THEY ARE DOING IT
gyzym: AND FINALLY SHE CLIMBS OUT OF THE WAGON
gyzym: COMES BACK WITH 200 LBS OF FOOD
gyzym: ALL OF THE INFO
gyzym: AND AN EXTRA WAGON
angelgazing: HEEEEE
gyzym: AND GOES, ITS' NOT EVEN HARD, ASSHOLES, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE NOW?
angelgazing: AND THEY ALL JUST LOOK AT HER IN AWE
angelgazing: AND ARTHUR GETS BITTEN BY A SNAKE
gyzym: DJSKDFNSJKFNSDJLHKFBDSHJLFBSLJDFGDS
OH ALSO HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FELLOW AMERICANS ON MY FLIST! MY APOLOGIES FOR GIVING YOU ANGST AND THEN INSANITY ON TURKEY DAY.