everything is awesome forever:

[gyzym]

gyzym: I WROTE
FUCKING
COMMENT FIC TROY SHIT TODAY
FOR HACKTHIS
IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS, LOLOL
BECAUSE TODAY IS YUSUF DAY OR SOMETHING
AND I CAN'T HELP MYSELF

Angelgazing: WHEEEEEERE?

gyzym: HOLD ON I'LL FIND IT. HERE

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[angelgazing]

I WOULD READ IT SO HARD THAT IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SIT FOR A WEEK.

[gyzym]

THAT'S WHAT ZEUS SAID

[angelgazing]

YUSUF TRIES TO GIVE HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT FOR THAT, BUT IS THWARTED BY ZEUS JUST ASSUMING EVERYTHING YUSUF SAYS IS SPOKEN TO HIM. AND YUSUF IS LIKE OH MY GOD. AND ZEUS IS LIKE THAT'S RIGHT, BABY, THAT'S RIGHT, SAY MY NAME.

[gyzym]

CRANBERRY JUICE FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH I LAUGHED SO HARD YOU WHORE

EAMES AND ARTHUR HAVE THEM OVER FOR PASSOVER ONE YEAR AND IT'S REALLY AWKWARD BECAUSE EAMES IS ALL, I FEAR YOU OH GREAT AND POWERFUL ONE AND ARTHUR IS LIKE, UM, SORRY, DUDE, TOTES JEWISH. MAD RESPECT THOUGH.

[zolac_no_miko]

That's pretty much the best summary of Greek mythology ever, right there. XDDD

[gyzym]

GREEK MYTHOLOGY IN A NUTSHELL:

HERA IS SO JEALOUS
ACHILLES IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE
ATHENA IS WICKED SMART
OH MY GOD OEDIPUS DID WHAT
ZEUS HAS HAD ALLLLLL THE BITCHES

[zolac_no_miko]

HADES SAYS FUCK NO, I'MMA AVOID ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DUDES AND BITCHES TURN INTO ANIMALS ALL THE TIME, THIS SHIT HAPPENS

[gyzym]

PERSEPHONE IS ALL, DAMN IT, I KNEW I SHOULDN'TA HAD THAT POMEGRANATINI

[aredblush]

Never stop! NEVER, EVER STOP OMG! :DDD

[cobweb_diamond]

"ZEUS IS LIKE YEAH I'VE HAD ALLLLL THE BITCHES" <---- pretty much encapsulates my entire university education.

ALSO, I LOVE YOU. <333 hilarity

[elucreh]

I think my favorite bit is the part where Eames grins like the fucking comedy mask.