This is just...madness.

[gyzym]

I filled a hilarious kinkmeme prompt out of a need to take a break and write some crack. 900 words of ridiculousness later, I don't even know if I should post this to the comms angelgazing used her damned "I wrote the Inception team as Care Bears" argument and made me cross-post this. I just. I do not even. Wut.

Title: Shit Arthur Says
Rating: PG (possibly

Comments

[angelgazing]

YOUR FACE CAN STAY, I GUESS.

♥♥♥

[gyzym]

I AM TRYING TO DECIDE IF THIS IS TOO RIDICULOUS TO CROSS-POST. I THINK THE ANSWER IS "YES"

[angelgazing]

AND ONCE AGAIN, LET ME RETURN THIS ARGUMENT WITH: I WROTE THE INCEPTION TEAM AS CARE BEARS. IF I CAN CROSS-POST THAT, THEN NOTHING IS TOO RIDICULOUS TO CROSS-POST.

IN CONCLUSION: GET TO IT.

[gyzym]

THAT....IS A FAIRLY CONVINCING POINT. I LOVE HOW YOUR REALITY COMES DOWN TO "I WROTE THE INCEPTION TEAM AS CARE BEARS YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID," BECAUSE FOR SERIOUS, IT IS SO TRUE.

ALSO PLEASE CAN I STEAL THAT ICON FROM YOU I WANT ONE OF MY OWN I PROMISE TO CREDIT aredblush I DO I DO

[photoclerk]

Hee! This made my whole day better!
Also, Drunk!Arthur is my favorite thing ever,

[gyzym]

Drunk Arthur and I share some...um. Some serious love. Mostly it's one sided, but I hold out hope that someday he will return my affection.

[postcardmystery]

I honestly, truly, cannot decide which is my favourite tweet. I cannot. All of these?

shitarthursays: "If you don't remove that shirt immediately the clashing colors are actually going to make me sick. Oh my god, Eames, don't make that face, I didn't mean it like that."
One month ago via web

shitarthursays: "SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE DISEMBOWELED WITH A RUSTY SPOON FOR THIS"
29 days ago via web

(I, um, may have actually said this. Before. Yeah.)

shitarthursays: "Asshole. Stop looking at me like that before I gauge your eyes out--don't tweet that, Eames!"
Yesterday via Tweetie

"Someone better have made coffee," he growls, "because it's a thin line keeping me from murdering every Starbucks barista in the state."

shitarthursays: "Eames, I swear to god, the word is bespoke, not besmoked. What the hell would 'besmoked suit' even mean?"
Four months ago via web

shitarthursays: "If one more projection calls me a twink I will not be responsible for my fucking actions. JESUS."
Four months ago via web

shitarthursays: "Not like that tie.

[gyzym]

I LOVE YOU MADLY FOR ALWAYS, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

...SORRY ABOUT THAT RANDOM BRITISH QUESTION I EMAILED YOU, LOL. I JUST. UM. I HAVE MY REASONS?

[postcardmystery]

YOU SHOULDN'T LOVE ME, BECAUSE I AM A TERRIBLE BETA AND I JUST GOT THAT EMAIL AND ARGH ARGH ARGH.

I KNOW FAR TOO MUCH ABOUT LANDED GENTRY RELATED THINGS, FUCKING OXFORD UNIVERSITY. I AM, AS EVER, AT YOUR DISPOSAL, MY LIEGE.

[greenapricot]

This makes me grin and grin.

[gyzym]

I'm so glad! Thanks :D

[gyzym]

LOLOL GLAD TO AMUSE BB, GLAD TO AMUSE :D

[atira7]

MAY I SAY THAT YOUR ICON IS MY FAVORITE-IST OF ALL TIME