the best-laid plans gang two-thirds agley

[gyzki]

I started the day with A Plan! Today I was going to Cut Things! In the morning, mow the lawn; after that, whack the weeds beside the driveway; in the afternoon, get a haircut. It didn't all go according to The Plan: mowing the lawn, yes, alternating between the extremely dusty bare patches and the extremely densely grown green. But then the cord of

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[gyzki]

Found the manual quite quickly, actually. On the kitchen counter, under the restaurant guide to New Haven.

[negothick]

Am relieved you didn't decide to turn the weed-whacker on your own hair in a desperate attempt to tick all boxes of the Plan.

[gyzki]

Don't think I didn't think of it.