Mission Ready Destination Report

[gwen_e_cooper]

 Well. I'm posting it here because it's secret enough.  And I trust my Live Journal friends.

There have been reports of AAA - Annual Alien Activity at a village and civil parish in Somerset, England, situated on the A361 road in the Mendip district, 3 miles (5 km) south-west of Shepton Mallet and 6 miles (10 km) east of Glastonbury.  Reports

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

Just make sure you're careful, all right? Take hand sanitiser and use it. Wash your hands and face often! Be careful what you drink, and what you drink from. We don't want you to get a bad case of the trots. Please? For me?

Is Rhys going with you?

And HAVE FUN! :D

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh, I'll be careful! I've got a canteen and those tablets you put in murky water to clear it, but I'm sure they sell overpriced bottles of water. I'm going to expense them because this is an investigation.

Also, the lager should be fine.

I'm taking the Strike Bike. I understand parking is an issue.

Rhys has unfortunately declined to go. Something about "that shite weather and I'm not having it with my bloody back acting up".

[ask_arealdoctor]

Bottled water and iodine tablets are fine for drinking water, but please, please, wash your hands often!

...um... if Rhys isn't going, should I remind you that we have a bulk box of CONDOMS in the supply cupboard? NOT THAT I THINK YOU'LL NEED THEM, because you love Rhys and Rhys loves you and you'd never do anything like that, right? But just in case!

[gwen_e_cooper]

No worries! I don't need CONDOMS! I'm not having it off with strangers in the mud, Martha. I promise.

Lord. I'm there to get pissed out of my gourd and jam out catch aliens. :o)

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Uh. I um.

Well, I know a guy? Who goes to Glastonbury every year? And he. Well.

I'll slip you some cash. When you find Mikey (everybody knows Mikey) tell him Ianto says hi and give him the cash. He'll give you a, uh, a souvenir for me. Tell him Ianto says to take care of you and he'll show you around a bit.

Have fun, Gwen!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Out of thousands of people I'll be able to find this "Mikey" bloke?

Right. I'll take your word for it, I.

What does he look like?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Trust me. Everyone knows Mikey. Ask anyone at the gate, they'll tell you where he is.

He's.

Okay.

He's six foot eight, bald, and has a dragon tattooed on the back of his head. He will probably be shirtless. DON'T BE AFRAID, he is harmless.

He might hug you though. He does that a lot.

[gwen_e_cooper]

He sounds like he'll be easy to find!

I love really tall people, especially at crowded concerts with no seating. They sometimes let you ride on their shoulders and you can see everything. :o)

[oh_doask]

WHY DO YOU GET TO

DID JACK SIGN OFF ON THIS?!

WHAT THE FUCK!

I WANT TO PLAY IN THE MUD!

I WANT MUD GWEN!!!! BRING ME MUD!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Jack signed off on this, Hart. He wants a Freq Nasty bootleg and some candy floss in a bag.

I told him there might be faeries there and he gave me six extra ammo magazines!

[oh_doask]

He never signs off on my things! EVEN WHEN I ILLUSTRATE EXACTLY WHAT I'LL BE DOING LIKE IT SAYS ON THE FORM!

I want mud.

Have you written that down, Gwen?

M U D! That's MUD!

IT'LL DO WELL IN MY CRATE!

[gwen_e_cooper]

D'you want a jar of mud or is scraping off my boots-

HART. It rains in Cardiff. There's mud outdoors in the flower garden by the bicycle racks.

Take a paper cup and go up the lift. We've got mud here!

[timeagency]

If there's any way you can bring Nick Cave back, I have a friend with a birthday coming up. He's not an alien. She just really likes him.

Don't forget to carry a change of clothing for your trip home.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I'll try. If not, tee shirt?

Change of clothing... good tip, T. *packing extra red tops*.

No, wait. Undercover. Black tops.

[timeagency]

Tee shirt is fine.

It looks like no matter what color you wear it'll all be brown by the end of the mission.

[gwen_e_cooper]

True.

Nobody remembers what people wore at these things anyway!

I'll take my "ichor boots". I sense the possibility of ichor/ectoplasm as well as standard English mud.

Sorry, Hart, I meant HOLY GLASTONBURY MUD.

[pure_morning_8]

Yaaay! See you there, Gwen :D

[gwen_e_cooper]

How will I recognise you, pure_morning?

Can you put a TORCHWOOD symbol on your top?

Face paint would work!

[pure_morning_8]

I intend to put a Torchwood symbol everywhere, Gwen! I'll even paint it all over Lady Gaga's face.

Do you reckon if you shout TORCHWOOD at all the security guys we can get backstage?

[gwen_e_cooper]

Maybe MIKEY can get us backstage!

Look for me. And I'll look for you.

Are you any good with a P90? I may need faerie backup, should any appear.