Advice for a new mum! :o)

[gwen_e_cooper]

Since Jack has gone to Dubai (without us for some reason. WHY?) Ianto has passed out Agony Aunt letters the boss hasn't got to yet and we're answering them. Because we give awesome advice too! And what does Jack know about pregnancy anyway?  Apparently something, but he's never given details, so he might have been talking out of his arse.

Speaking

Comments

[oh_doask]

Kamasutra, 7th revision, something or other century.

You'd learn to love it, but oops, you'll be dead by then.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I WILL BE FROZEN THOUGH.

If we run out of freezer space at Torchwood, Suzie's going in the bin.

I'm grudgey still, about the slow gunshot wound. That was NOT COOL, SUZIE.

It was owie.

[oh_doask]

I'll make sure to come by to have-

and-

I could do that right now-

I think the Earth's still around in the 25th-

Back in five!

PS: I'll make it better

[gwen_e_cooper]

If you violate me in the future you'd better transport back to the past and apologise!

Wait.

Don't move. I'm confiscating that strap. RIGHT NOW.

[oh_doask]

You're not senior enough.

Byeeeee.

...
...
...
...
...

I'm so sorry.

[gwen_e_cooper]

I'm changing my disposition form, which alters the future, Hart.

TIME LOCK KNICKERS.

YOUR PLAN IS FOILED.

HA HA.

[oh_doask]

What if I told you I had a time key?

[gwen_e_cooper]

What if told you I swallowed your time key?

[ask_arealdoctor]

Gwennie love, don't say "swallow". You'll only encourage him.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Time Tramp started it.

[oh_doask]

Didn't.

You said "swallow"!

Say it again! Come ooon!

[oh_doask]

What if that made you puke in 5 4 3...

[gwen_e_cooper]

You know how to charm a girl, don't you, Vera?

*ROLLING MY BIG EYES*

[oh_doask]

You are already charmed, honey. This is step 2.

[gwen_e_cooper]

This is my "Charmed By John Hart" face.
<----------

[oh_doask]

I'm going out tonight. Anyone?