Because it seems that everybody on my flist needs to be cheered up this week, I wrote dork fluff! It even fits the baked goods theme. ^___
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Hey, even the super-jumbo-club-size plastic jars of peanut butter can make a serious lasting impression if they catch you just right. And they have the extra added feature of usually breaking open and sliming half the kitchen floor as well. ^__^ And wasn't my dog just thrilled to bits, too.
...but... "1-800-fucked-up-cookie"? Where the hell was that when I was still baking?! O.O
I'll be coming back to read this all next week, I can just feel it. And everyone at work will stay far, far away from the giggling crazy dragon. ^__^
You get a choclate easter dragon! With caramel filling. ^.O
Oooooooh... *sucks the carmel filling out* I love those things. ^^; I somehow thing if there was such a hot-line, it might have a different 'number' than that, but Duo was getting testy by that time. :P
I guess logic doesn't play well when you think your foot is broken? But I think it'll take Heero a few extra minutes to get the car, since he'll be laughing rather heartily... and it always takes a bit to get rid of the smirk afterward. He doesn't want to get smacked with a bag of frozen peas. ^__^
Ahaha! Poor Duo! Trying so hard! Perhaps next year he should get the ones that you just break apart... that way there isn't even a knife involved. Or, skip the oven part, too, and buy the cookies already made. Ah, skip the cookies, buy cookie flavored lube. That's an anniversary present that is as much fun to give as receive!
That was adorable. I can just imagine Heero trying so hard not to laugh and it makes me laugh even more. Mmmm now I want to eat some peanut butter cookies! And chocolate chip cookies too. Dang it...I need chocolate and peanut butter now!
I dropped a jar of chunky on my foot and it really hurt. Poor Duo. All he wanted to do was bake some cookies. (love the help line. Fucked up cookies?) *snerk*
Well, not sure Duo was remembering it exactly right, but then... I suspect they weren't very helpful... 'I'm sorry, Mr. Maxwell... your best bet at this point is to run them down the garbage disposal and pretend you never made them.' :P
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...but... "1-800-fucked-up-cookie"? Where the hell was that when I was still baking?! O.O
I'll be coming back to read this all next week, I can just feel it. And everyone at work will stay far, far away from the giggling crazy dragon. ^__^
You get a choclate easter dragon! With caramel filling. ^.O
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I somehow thing if there was such a hot-line, it might have a different 'number' than that, but Duo was getting testy by that time. :P
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'Sorry, lady... you screwed up!' :P
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^_^
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Second Anniversary
“Duo? Why are there bunny ears on the coat rack?”
“Just put them on, and come on into the kitchen!”
“Kitchen? You aren’t trying to cook, are y-“
“S’matter Heero? You don’t like my anniversary outfit?”
“Is that… chicken wings and a tail? How is that tail even staying on?”
“Little belt around the waist, and anchored with a butt plug. You like?”
“Hn. …do I smell cookies? I thought we agreed; no cookies this year.”
“Oh, I’m not baking! See, cookie-flavored lube.”
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“Heero, put me down! This is how you got hurt that time!”
“You’re right, I’ll take my pants off first.”
“And I’ll walk to the bedroom. You can watch my tai-Heero?”
“I’ve decided I want to eat my cookies in the kitchen.”
"Oh, Heero..."
*cough*
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'I'm sorry, Mr. Maxwell... your best bet at this point is to run them down the garbage disposal and pretend you never made them.' :P
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