I would have said "pants."
The Longest Exchange?
Boy: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Girl: Wenda.
Boy: What?
Girl: She's Waldo's girlfriend.
Boy: Do you have a Waldo?
Girl: No... what are you going to be?
Boy: Sulu... again.
Girl: or... you could be Waldo.
Boy: Are you propositioning me?
Girl: Mayhaps.
Boy: I guess I am tall, gangly, and bespectacled... but being Waldo seems like an excuse to get drunk and lose shit throughout the night.
Girl: Like your dignity?
I'm sending a rare blog-shout-out to Barb as she underwent some nasty oral surgery today. Being no stranger to icky procedures like that, I hope it sucked as minimally as possible.
-gf